[Axiom]

Originally posted by Kate..
I've got a blond joke lol

There's a blond a brunette and a red head all holding onto a rope that's hanging off a cliff, the rope is about to break and if it does they will all die, the only way to save themselves is if one of them lets go, because then there will be less weight.

So the brunette makes this loooooooooooong speech about how she should be the one to let go and be the one everyone remembers and will honor her forever.

At the end of her speech. The blond claps.

OMG that's so weird my mate told me the exact same joke earlier lol

[MR.K!]

a man walkes up to a blonde woman in a bar watching the 10 o'clock news. she says to him 'have you seen this ? , the man is threatening to jump of that block of flats !' the man says 'i bet he jumps' she replyes 'i bet he dosent' 'i bet you 50 bucks he jumps' 'your on' just as they shake hands the man does a swan dive off the building. 'oh dear' says the woman 'well here's your 50 bucks, you won fair and square''thanks' the £50 richer man stroles back over to his friend and says 'easiest 50 bucks ive ever made, i guess she didnt it was on the the 5'oclock news'

[Ashleee:)]

i have one but its quite rude, and mark will prob give me a row

[Scarlett.]

LAUGH AT CAROLE DAMN YOU

[Ashleee:)]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

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thats sick!

[Scarlett.]

that is one female I dont want to see naked!

[Ashleee:)]

that is rank!

[*mazedsalv**]

Originally posted by KRA!G
What do you call a shop full of nuns ?
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Virgin Megastore

Thats hilarious!

[Ashleee:)]

Have any of you heard the marks n spencers porn joke???
Too rude to put on here i think

[Firewire]

I have a joke. It is quite funny. Well here it goes.

David Beckham, a school girl and an old woman are on a plane which is going to crash soon. David says well I should jump becaus I am famous. He grabs the bag and jumps. Then the girl offers the old woman the other bag. But the woman saus no and says that she has lived her life. The n the girl takes it. This happens a few times more saying you have it etc. Then theu realised that the plane only has one parachute which is in the bag which is still on the plane. The girl realised her school bag was gone. David Beckham took it. He jumed off the plane with a school bag.

[Firewire]

I've got won about the Virgin Mary but it is quite rude. If you want it U2U me.

[PARKa/er]

Originally posted by Chewy
LAUGH AT CAROLE DAMN YOU

thats well bad lol!!!

[neillivo08]

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**

Thats hilarious!

thats well funny!

[neillivo08]

Originally posted by n.l.o7

pmsl

hahahahahahahahahahhahaha i canrt stop laughing now lol!!!

[ange7]

Jade Goody recently sacked her agent because he wasn't getting her enough work. He said she might need to lose a little weight ( OOPS!) and that she came across as a little bit racist. Anyway the last thing her agent did before leaving was convince her to change her name and adopt the Muslim faith ....y'know....to prove she wasn't racist.

From now Jade wants to be known as Yaffat Fooker.