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Just couldnt do a fat bird lol..
I'd burst out laughing

and if she was fat probably couldn't get it up in the first place
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Fat's all relative really. Are you lot talking orca fat here?
Oh yeah. Medical grade fatness. The type of stuff the word 'mobid' was invented for.

I don't mind a chick with liberal curves. That's all well and good. Like someone said a few pages back, I don't want to do a twig.
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Like a woman to look after their body..
And be skinny lol..

Im wayyyyy to picky, could have had far more girls just like for one night if i wasn't so picky.



Any girl that sorta chases me is a turn off.
I like a challenge..
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And be skinny lol..

Im wayyyyy to picky, could have had far more girls just like for one night if i wasn't so picky.



Any girl that sorta chases me is a turn off.
I like a challenge..
Well, the fatty I was on about was a challenge. It took five attempts to get her through the front door. It was easier getting my couch in when I first moved there.
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Shoulda greased the frame prepared yourself lol.


Or put a pizza in the hallway LOL
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oh you're so mean lol
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Or put a pizza in the hallway LOL
Reminds me of that joke.

How d'you get a fat girl into bed?

Piece of cake.
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Piece of cake.
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Piece of cake.
That's brilliant.
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LOL!

and so funny how a thread about sex reaches 40 pages in 2 days lol!
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Did you have an apple in your mouth restricting the air flow?
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That is not the attitude, Enid! How very rude
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It's that simple with you, huh? :P
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It's that simple with you, huh? :P
No. My girlfriend tells me I have reverse erectile disorder. It just never goes down. Nothing is that simple with me.
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Overrated. Seriously. If you can't physically get down and dirty with a woman what's the point? You may as well stay at home and jack off to arsenalforever's bookmarks.

It's just an unnecessary teasefest.
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