[setanta]

It depends really. When I'm at home there's nothing better than grabbing a good book or magazine and having a good old dump in peace.

On the otherhand, when I'm out and feel the urge to drop a log I start to panic just thinking about having to nagivate my way through the piss and vomit drenched floors and filthy toilt seats so yeah, in that situation I'd opt for a piss - never tried to hold the poo in though so I'm usually hanging over the toilet in the skier position!