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View Poll Results: Piss Vs ****?
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Old 23-12-2009, 05:24 PM #26
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I can handle my own. (not literally). But someone elses...."gags"
Kill him with fire!!!

Why the ***** would you be handling someone else's?
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Has anyone found weird the fact we can piss without making a **** but not the contrary ?

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It's very funny you say this as it wasn't the case this morning. I thought all my problems were over once I got rid of the wood. Not the case at all.
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It depends really. When I'm at home there's nothing better than grabbing a good book or magazine and having a good old dump in peace.

On the otherhand, when I'm out and feel the urge to drop a log I start to panic just thinking about having to nagivate my way through the piss and vomit drenched floors and filthy toilt seats so yeah, in that situation I'd opt for a piss - never tried to hold the poo in though so I'm usually hanging over the toilet in the skier position!
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It's called 'the hover'. Us girls have to do that all the time!
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It's called 'the hover'. Us girls have to do that all the time!
Then why the ***** do I have to put the seat down?!
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drop a log
i didnt know you were a lumberjack
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Has anyone found weird the fact we can piss without making a **** but not the contrary ?

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I always say this! You can't do a #2 without doing a little #1
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It's called 'the hover'. Us girls have to do that all the time!
No wonder girls have such shapely thighs from all that hovering you must be doing. It could be the next exercise fad!
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i didnt know you were a lumberjack
That reminds me of a song that the Python lads did...

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
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Kill him with fire!!!

Why the ***** would you be handling someone else's?
Watching it. Have you never seen 2 girls? Also my sister is a nurse. I could never do some of the things she does.
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I voted piss...

Uhh, easier to swallow? :/
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Uhh, easier to swallow? :/


Seeing answers like this lets me know I am not alone in the world.
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I voted piss...

Uhh, easier to swallow? :/

Jesus christ Enid.
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Watching it. Have you never seen 2 girls? Also my sister is a nurse. I could never do some of the things she does.

Yeh, I've seen it.


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I voted piss...

Uhh, easier to swallow? :/
Food blender usually does the trick or a good session of guinness drinking.
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Fun is Smacking a Hot Girl on the Ass.



This is Banal.
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Twice.
Twice? "voms"
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2 girls 1 cup? I was expecting something much worse. I've seen sicker stuff.
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Uhh, easier to swallow? :/
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Lol Jack! I voted for ****.
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This thread is vile. Wtf Jack?
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I prefer doing a piss, ****s are really painful.
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This thread is vile. Wtf Jack?
I was 14 okay

This thread is funny tho
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Gonzo though :') I miss him
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