[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Tom

what would probably annoy me more is if you're wearing awkward jeans/boxers and can't get it away without giving everyone a good flash. Not so bad in public toilets because you're not outside and everyone in there should be a man so they shouldn't be looking, or if they do break the man code its not as though they don't have one. Would annoy me not being able to wash my hands though

I'm rubbish with the buttons on Levi's 501s. On holiday recently, I was getting worried that all the Germans in the male toilets would be thinking I was breaking the male code by wriggling back and forwards trying to get the buttons out!

On the other hand, when I wore the kilt, all the Germans were well impressed when I just walked up to the urinal, pulled the bottom of the kilt up to eyeline and started while they were fumbling about

[Tom]

Originally Posted by Claymores

I'm rubbish with the buttons on Levi's 501s. On holiday recently, I was getting worried that all the Germans in the male toilets would be thinking I was breaking the male code by wriggling back and forwards trying to get the buttons out!

On the other hand, when I wore the kilt, all the Germans were well impressed when I just walked up to the urinal, pulled the bottom of the kilt up to eyeline and started while they were fumbling about

I bet they were impressed until they seen the trail of drips on the floor

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Tom

I bet they were impressed until they seen the trail of drips on the floor

Naw- that's why hired kilts are made of extra thick weave - the sporran bumping as you walk dries it off with no visible wet patch as you walk back into mixed company