[Stu]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Would a woman be considered gay if she watched Lesbian Porn?

You cannot be serious.

Reverse the question. Would most men be considered gay or bi if he got off on two men having it off?

YES! OF COURSE!

[Jords]

Youre talking about sex whilst theyre just talking about looks, bit of a difference Paddy.

[Legend killer]

Originally Posted by Patrick

I know right? Her threesome with Andy San Dimas was probably one of the best threesomes I've ever seen, If you haven't seen it you should check it out.

The ending is complete gold.

I'm gonna google Jessica Lynn now


Oooh, She's not bad at all actually

Man thats a good vid , defo one for the wank bank , although i'm more a fan of seehersquirt.com best website ever made

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

-_-

[InOne]

lul

[Zippy]

Originally Posted by Legend killer

Man thats a good vid , defo one for the wank bank , although i'm more a fan of seehersquirt.com best website ever made

quit lowering the tone.

go inflate your girlfriend

[MTVN]

Originally Posted by InOne

Is lostalex a guy or a girl then?

A guy

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by MTVN

A guy

what gave it away? lol? you mean my personality isn't that of a delicate pacifist flower?

[MTVN]

Originally Posted by lostalex

what gave it away?

You've said you were somewhere I think

[lostalex]

oh okay, just wanted to make sure i didn't have an accidental dick slip. that would be embarrassing.

I might run for president someday, can't have that out there.

[Zippy]

Originally Posted by InOne

Is lostalex a guy or a girl then?

I don't care what it is just get it outta my face.

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by Zippy

I don't care what it is just get it outta my face.

*in your face*

whatcha gonna do about it? yea, that's what i thought.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Zippy

I don't care what it is just get it outta my face.

[Legend killer]

Originally Posted by Zippy

quit lowering the tone.

go inflate your girlfriend

And you are????

[Vicky.]

OK, I know Im partly responsible for taking this off topic, but can we try to get this back on topic now please?

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by Legend killer

And you are????

he's obviously a racist against inflatable-americans.

In the year 2011 we still have this type of bigotry.

[Legend killer]

Originally Posted by lostalex

he's obviously a racist against inflatable-americans.

In the year 2011 we still have this type of bigotry.

And a silly TWAT

[Zippy]

Originally Posted by Legend killer

And you are????

LOL. whats funny about that is that you usually mention my name in your posts even when Im not even around.

I am....your obsession. Clearly.

[Joe.]

Originally Posted by Patrick

She's like Ginger, I'd rather have my foreskin ripped off my a fish than go out with a ginger.

Shallow.

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by Legend killer

And a silly TWAT

if i had a twat i'd fist myself. true story.

[keithafc]

Patrick, are you gay? You seem a bit too soft for some one living in Belfast..

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Right, Today in English class a series of events all happened at once which made me look like a horny bastard.

Firstly, I took out my phone and was texting someone and a few girls seen my background.
My Blackberry Theme is Tila Tequila And they were all like 'umg you pervert!' and kind of made a big deal out of it.


Then, Me and my mate were looking at pictures of models on the computer at the back a few minutes later of like Models and stuff, obviously a few girls were like 'umfg your gross' again.

Suddenly it went quiet, You ever get that? When it goes dead quiet and you're the last person talking? God.
Anyway, It volume dropped and all you could hear was me talking to my mate and I go 'Have you seen Tori Black in that new threesome? Mate seriously'

And everyone kind of stared.

A Few minutes later back at my seat, This girl was like 'Patrick you missed Zoe [her sister] picking me up yesterday ' and I was like 'FFS!' because she knew I liked her sister and we were joking about and then other girls heard and started making a deal out of it

And it wasn't long after that, that some girl made up some bollocks that I asked her out She's like Ginger, I'd rather have my foreskin ripped off my a fish than go out with a ginger.





And before I knew it, the whole class were like bitching and shouting over eachother about how I'm a pervert and sh*t like that

I could take it on the chin really, but then the ******ing teacher who was a girl was like 'Patrick, You don't want girls thinking you're.. well.. into all of them.. if you know what I mean?'

And I was like 'WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!' and just facepalmed.

But the worst part was, if I was a girl and I was going on about Justin Bieber's sex tape, or JLS's new photoshoots or something like that, it'd be fine.

No one would say a thing.

You wouldn't be called 'A Pervert' and all this bollocks for liking the opposite sex.

Where as when you're a bloke, it's made a big deal out of.


Does anyone else agree?


Girls
Ohmygod The Jonas Brothers were so cute the other night on the Disney Channel and did anyone see Justin Bieber's new haircut? Yummy lulz x

Response
So true! hehe I lurved it so much and Zac Efron was so qt too, right? he wurked that stage.


Boys
Bruv, did anyone else watch that Porn video of Sophia Knight? Not much but pretty decent give it ago. So what about that chick of The Real Hustle? ****** she'd get it.

Response
OMG! You're so ******ing gross, ew. You should just die you little bitch I can't believed you said that. Piss off you perverted little runt. Eeek!





The funny thing was, some of the guys in the class were actually agreeing with the girls, some of them at least.

Shows abit more about their sexuality if they're complaining about models, if you ask me.

Anyway, I can't wait to leave school though seriously.
People seem to be cooler about this stuff outside school

i agree with this completely.

dont worry patrick as i think your many things but i dont think your a pervert on what ive seen of you on here.

[Locke.]

Get into school early tomorrow and get a nice porno on the projector for the rest of the class to see

[Barbie]

Bit of a difference between saying someone is hot and going on about a porno! lol

there are double standards though. Another one is that if a girl sleeps around she is called every name under the sun, but a guy will be congratulated and told "every hole is a goal"!

So that kind of evens it out! lol