[Patrick]

Originally Posted by zotler.

Chloe rhymes with Zoe. You didn't seem to have a problem with me.

Or should I be offended...

Your name begins with Z, it's very exciting and cool.
Be proud of your name.

And it's short and sweet.

I know a bird up the street that smells of Fish called Chloe.
A Lesbian Girl who lives in a Bin and goes to my school called Chloe.
My Nan's Dead Dog is called Chloe.

I hate the name because of these three reasons, and I hate the sound of it.