[Tom]

Not quite.. was getting a ball to induce it in a couple of weeks but it came on anyway whilst she was waiting to collect it... your irony-ometer is definitely switched off

would've been even funnier (but embarrassing) if she gave birth in that shop

[Sam:)]

Originally Posted by Tom

Not quite.. was getting a ball to induce it in a couple of weeks but it came on anyway whilst she was waiting to collect it... your irony-ometer is definitely switched off

would've been even funnier (but embarrassing) if she gave birth in that shop

OMG thought went into Labour in the shop :O
I thought you were trying to write something else but it came out like that :L
Congratulations on becoming a dad anyway