[thesheriff443]

my wife handled it so much better than you

[AnnieK]

My OH kept saying....I'm so tired....as he sat on a ****ing bean bag watching the tv whilst my mum rubbed my back.....

I got my own back later when I wouldn't share my gas and air

[dizzy bint]

Originally Posted by Omah

Will you be finished by tea-time or shall I get myself some fish'n'chips?

Seriously, this did happen to me. He enjoyed his fish'n'chips but strangely enough I just didn't fancy mine.

[Legend killer]

Originally Posted by dizzy bint

Seriously, this did happen to me. He enjoyed his fish'n'chips but strangely enough I just didn't fancy mine.

Typical Woman

Man happy automatically = Woman unhappy

Srs

Semi-Srs you know I have a lot of love for you ladies out there

[Sam:)]

I wanted to put it in your arse but no, thats too sore

[Scarlett.]

"Calm down dear"

lmao

[King Gizzard]

dfijodfsf ofdojf odfdzk? fojdfdf. Fjxcvo.

[Scarlett.]

Originally Posted by Nathan

dfijodfsf ofdojf odfdzk? fojdfdf. Fjxcvo.

Definately something to avoid saying

[Kizzy]

Aw no that heads massive! best start those pelvic floor exercises asap!!

[Kizzy]

Originally Posted by joeysteele

I vote Conservative. (cannot resist a politics comment).

No really, I guess it would be this, which my Brother said to his wife when she was in labour.
''What an almighty fuss over a simple natural event''.
I am told she threw something at him.

[Smithy]

Oh for god sake, grow a pair, it doesn't hurt that much