[Jay.]

Originally Posted by LukeB

tell me your life story then oj

Well where shall I start?
It was 1995, a pretty bleak time in the 90's...
Then one day, a baby was born...
He had blue eyes, a willy and brown hair. His parent's called him Jay.
But he wasn't like any of the other babies, because Jay, well, he had his tongue tied to the roof of his mouth (queue screams of pain and shock omg!) Yes, he had countless operations... and to this day, it hurts.

To be continued...

tempted to actually write my autobiography now