[Crimson Dynamo]

How about a lesbian vampire milf that wants to be president of her local darts club but they wont let her as they have a strict no vampire policy.

Essentially she decides to seduce other darts milfs in the village and then kill them but at the same time is obsessed with getting a 9 darter.

She also wants to murder all staff members at her local spar so she can feed her scratch card habit?


that could be a page turner?

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

How about a lesbian vampire milf that wants to be president of her local darts club but they wont let her as they have a strict no vampire policy.

Essentially she decides to seduce other darts milfs in the village and then kill them but at the same time is obsessed with getting a 9 darter.

She also wants to murder all staff members at her local spar so she can feed her scratch card habit?


that could be a page turner?

mm maybe

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by LukeB

mm maybe

You have to think commercially

darts, vampires and lesbian sex

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[Kyle]

Maybe you could write a book about an American Werewolf that travels to England and terrorises London. That just came to me that did I think it would make a good story.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by ChristMASS EFFECT

Maybe you could write a book about an American Werewolf that travels to England and terrorises London. That just came to me that did I think it would make a good story.

lol

like that would sell

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

lol

like that would sell

Well I thought it was a good idea.

Ok ok I got another one. A scientist in Victorian England invents a time machine in order to answer questions about the universe and ends up travelling thousands of years into the future where warlike mankind destroyed itself and as a result there now existed two distinct branches of humanity. One was timid and pale and lived on the surface in utter ignorance of the world around them and underground lived the other, a cannibalistic regime of aggressive sunlight fearing people who took the others as a food source. The main protagonist must fix his time machine and also solve the quandary of the relationship between the two castes of humanity and save the pale people from their fate.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by ChristMASS EFFECT

Well I thought it was a good idea.

Ok ok I got another one. A scientist in Victorian England invents a time machine in order to answer questions about the universe and ends up travelling thousands of years into the future where warlike mankind destroyed itself and as a result there now existed two distinct branches of humanity. One was timid and pale and lived on the surface in utter ignorance of the world around them and underground lived the other, a cannibalistic regime of aggressive sunlight fearing people who took the others as a food source. The main protagonist must fix his time machine and also solve the quandary of the relationship between the two castes of humanity and save the pale people from their fate.

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by ChristMASS EFFECT

Maybe you could write a book about an American Werewolf that travels to England and terrorises London. That just came to me that did I think it would make a good story.

Another good idea Mr Kyle

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by LukeB

Another good idea Mr Kyle

I'd come up with the story quick, leather trumpet looks like he has his eyes on it.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by ChristMASS EFFECT

I'd come up with the story quick, leather trumpet looks like he has his eyes on it.

No my own book is nearly complete

below is the first line:

As an ornithologist, George was fascinated by the fact that urine and feces mix in birds’ rectums to form a unified, homogeneous slurry that is expelled through defecation, although eying Greta’s face, and sensing the reaction of the congregation, he immediately realized he should have used a different analogy to describe their relationship in his wedding vows.