[Livia]

Ammi... you crack me up.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

so basically all your "man" problems involve women raph?

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Ammi

..it sounds as though you might need a facial manicure otherwise that one hair might manifest into something quite nasty..I did try to google 'man problems' to see if we could help but I couldn't manage to find any..I think maybe man problems are just an urBen myth....

[Crimson Dynamo]

Men dont have problems only solutions

there is another species that want to tell you about their problems but bizarrely dont want you to offer a solution, they just want you to nod your head and say "oooh I know, how did it make you feel, you poor thing..."

I wont mention that species by name but perhaps you have come across them?

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

We always hear about women's problems, they harp on everyday about them

So here we can share ours.

(women we love you really)


So I'll begin;

When you touch your facial hair and that one hair makes your face screw up with eye watering pain.

That happens to one of my eyebrow hairs sometimes, I don't know why.

[Smithy]

Ok, well getting back on topic away from y'all's unfunny discussions


When you're shaving and its under your chin on the jawline and you can shave it 6 times but you'll still manage to miss hairs

Catching yourself in your fly

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by Smithy

Catching yourself in your fly

That can actually happen????!

[Benjamin]

Jessica acting like its never happened to him

[Jessica.]

I would imagine getting massive ear hairs and nose hairs when you're around Ben's age is an annoying man problem.

[Ninastar]

had some itchy balls at work today. was awful

[Kizzy]

I suppose people mistaking your man bag for a handbag must be galling?

[Ramsay]

...whiskey dick

[LemonJam]

Being a man that can't grow a proper beard.

[Iceman]

Manscaping. Chest hair annoyance. Or when your on a bus and your mini me decides he's gonna wake up and let everyone know so you have to awkwardly adjust while everyone pretends to not know what you're doing.

[MTVN]

When women leave the toilet seat down

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by MTVN

When women leave the toilet seat down

[lostalex]

when you're jealous that your boyfriend has a bigger dick than you.

[kirklancaster]

Surely, the greatest problem a man could have, is a combination of; short arms, huge belly, and tiny penis.

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by MTVN

When women leave the toilet seat down

...it's only because we care about our guys and want them to have a bit of a workout and exercise and they may not get that if we left it up..am I right girls..?..

[lostalex]

when you see a fight and you really don't want to do anything, but you feel obligated to step in, just because you are a man. (this is especially true when you are on a train and a crazy crack head starts to get loud, it's especially uncomfortable if said crazy crack head is black and you are white)

[Livia]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

Men dont have problems only solutions

there is another species that want to tell you about their problems but bizarrely dont want you to offer a solution, they just want you to nod your head and say "oooh I know, how did it make you feel, you poor thing..."

I wont mention that species by name but perhaps you have come across them?

Bit personal...

[rubymoo]

My husband has a man problem........it's called the XBox!

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by rubymoo

My husband has a man problem........it's called the XBox!

no, that's a BOY problem...

[rubymoo]

Originally Posted by lostalex

no, that's a BOY problem...

He's a man child

[Crimson Dynamo]

I have 99 problems and the bitch IS one