[arista]

[Cocaine can be delivered more quickly in England and Scotland than a pizza, according to a global drugs survey.
Of 1,000 cocaine users in England, and more than 500 in Scotland, more than a third said they could get the drug delivered within half an hour.
Around 36.8% of people surveyed in England said they could get cocaine within 30 minutes, and 37.4% in Scotland, placing them fifth and sixth in the world rankings.
This compares with 12.2% of people in England and 19.8% in Scotland who said they could get a pizza delivered in this time.]


https://news.sky.com/story/cocaine-i...-says-11364608




Fecking Junkies



Sign Of The Times

[Jordan.]

Get down and funky

[arista]

Get Down And Get Funky
But watch Out For Them Junkies

[Oliver_W]

That's it, nationalise the pizza industry!11!

[kirklancaster]

Och... That's what the TV weather Presenters mean when they say; Scotland will see an abundance of SNOW" and NOW we know why they called yon King Bonnie Prince CHARLIE and those song lyrics; "Ye tak the HIGH road..."hee:

[Nicky91]

cocain running through my brain

a cork a cork a knife and a fork, that's the way to spell new york

what a lovely classic that is, the song cocain

[Crimson Dynamo]

Its a vile drug that turns people into total bores and makes friends furtive

no wonder people quickly grow out of it

[user104658]

This just makes me think about the abysmal state of the pizza delivery industry to be honest.

[Beso]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

Its a vile drug that turns people into total bores and makes friends furtive

no wonder people quickly grow out of it

Well said.....it is boring.

[arista]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

Its a vile drug that turns people into total bores and makes friends furtive

no wonder people quickly grow out of it

Or Die Young

[Crimson Dynamo]

Mind you some of the deals from Dominos are not to be sniffed at

[user104658]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

Mind you some of the deals from Dominos are not to be sniffed at

They don't deliver to the village I live in .

I could probably get some cocaine delivered but tbh that's because I'm almost certainly already on first name terms with most of the local dealers .

"Still unemployed, Bob?"

"Aye... nae luck yet." says Bob, as he slides a grubby £20 note from the massive wad of at least £2000 stuffed in his wallet.

[Cherie]

I thought money for food was scare never mind cocaine

I'm high on life today

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Cherie

I'm high on life today

Looks like Mr C gave Cherie a full 12 points last night

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

Looks like Mr C gave Cherie a full 12 points last night

it's the sunny weather that does it for me these days

[user104658]

Originally Posted by Cherie

I'm high on life today

Nah it's cocaine, someone slipped it in your breakfast.

[Ross.]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

They don't deliver to the village I live in .

I could probably get some cocaine delivered but tbh that's because I'm almost certainly already on first name terms with most of the local dealers .

"Still unemployed, Bob?"

"Aye... nae luck yet." says Bob, as he slides a grubby £20 note from the massive wad of at least £2000 stuffed in his wallet.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

They don't deliver to the village I live in .

I could probably get some cocaine delivered but tbh that's because I'm almost certainly already on first name terms with most of the local dealers .

"Still unemployed, Bob?"

"Aye... nae luck yet." says Bob, as he slides a grubby £20 note from the massive wad of at least £2000 stuffed in his wallet.

In the case of MANY of the THOUSANDS of long-term unemployed who I personally know your humour is actually FACTUAL.

Drug dealing, weed growing, cigs and alcohol smuggling and selling, DIAMOND smuggling, Organised shoplifting, brothel running, and even immigrant smuggling at £8,000 per body - although those unemployed responsible are now in jail - all help these poor unfortunate jobless to 'survive'.

I could take you by the hand and show you gleaming LUXURY cars parked outside council houses.

I will now await for the usual backlash calling me a liar.

[Twosugars]

[making mental note for future] TS knows people

[user104658]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

I could take you by the hand and show you gleaming LUXURY cars parked outside council houses.

It's a date!

[user104658]

On a related note - I saw what might be THE most blatant drug dealer car in the world a couple of months ago . Gull wing doors, the works... and this colour (though not this car);



The driver chatting away to one of the local addicts/hookers.

Subtle.

[Brillopad]

Originally Posted by Cherie

it's the sunny weather that does it for me these days

It’s lovely Cherie - a good dose of one of life’s natural highs - sunshine. Love it!

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Brillopad

It’s lovely Cherie - a good dose of one of life’s natural highs - sunshine. Love it!

and cheap!

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

On a related note - I saw what might be THE most blatant drug dealer car in the world a couple of months ago . Gull wing doors, the works... and this colour (though not this car);



The driver chatting away to one of the local addicts/hookers.

Subtle.

One guy my age, who had NEVER had a LAWFUL job in his life, in the days of the old Giro payments and 'books', used to wait until the 3 months limit for cashing them was imminent then would cash them all at once and pay the money into a bank account.

He worked TWO jobs on the side; Bouncer at night and Property/Roofing Repairer during the day and he bought several houses for cash - back before all the money-laundering checks etc - and rented them out.

When he died last year he left over £3 million pounds.

Perfectly true and not uncommon, believe me.


nydsave up his G