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Old 09-09-2015, 03:27 PM #1
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..it sounds as though you might need a facial manicure otherwise that one hair might manifest into something quite nasty..I did try to google 'man problems' to see if we could help but I couldn't manage to find any..I think maybe man problems are just an urBen myth....
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Men dont have problems only solutions

there is another species that want to tell you about their problems but bizarrely dont want you to offer a solution, they just want you to nod your head and say "oooh I know, how did it make you feel, you poor thing..."

I wont mention that species by name but perhaps you have come across them?


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Men dont have problems only solutions

there is another species that want to tell you about their problems but bizarrely dont want you to offer a solution, they just want you to nod your head and say "oooh I know, how did it make you feel, you poor thing..."

I wont mention that species by name but perhaps you have come across them?


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We always hear about women's problems, they harp on everyday about them

So here we can share ours.

(women we love you really)


So I'll begin;

When you touch your facial hair and that one hair makes your face screw up with eye watering pain.
That happens to one of my eyebrow hairs sometimes, I don't know why.
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Ok, well getting back on topic away from y'all's unfunny discussions


When you're shaving and its under your chin on the jawline and you can shave it 6 times but you'll still manage to miss hairs

Catching yourself in your fly
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That can actually happen????!
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I would imagine getting massive ear hairs and nose hairs when you're around Ben's age is an annoying man problem.
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I suppose people mistaking your man bag for a handbag must be galling?
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Manscaping. Chest hair annoyance. Or when your on a bus and your mini me decides he's gonna wake up and let everyone know so you have to awkwardly adjust while everyone pretends to not know what you're doing.
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...it's only because we care about our guys and want them to have a bit of a workout and exercise and they may not get that if we left it up..am I right girls..?..
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Surely, the greatest problem a man could have, is a combination of; short arms, huge belly, and tiny penis.
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when you see a fight and you really don't want to do anything, but you feel obligated to step in, just because you are a man. (this is especially true when you are on a train and a crazy crack head starts to get loud, it's especially uncomfortable if said crazy crack head is black and you are white)
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My husband has a man problem........it's called the XBox!
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no, that's a BOY problem...
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He's a man child
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I have 99 problems and the bitch IS one

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