[Ramsay]

Do love treating myself to a sit down wee now and again but if i did it all the time it would lose its magic.

[Denver]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

The role of a man is to piss standing up? Ok then

It is part of being a man not the reason for being a man

[chuff me dizzy]

Originally Posted by Adam.

It is part of being a man not the reason for being a man

Don't talk ridiculous

[chuff me dizzy]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Men actually sitting down to pee would solve all the problems tbf, no mess and no falling into toilet bowls

Even men friends who come are told they mustn't stand to pee in my loo ...... No one complains and if they did they can hold it until they get home

[Rob!]

Originally Posted by chuff me dizzy

What for the life of me I've never been able to grasp is why do men have to stand to pee ? I would flip my lid if my husband stood to pee why do men think women should stand or sit in their pee ?

[Denver]

Originally Posted by chuff me dizzy

Even men friends who come are told they mustn't stand to pee in my loo ...... No one complains and if they did they can hold it until they get home

You have no right to tell people how they must go to the toilet

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by Ramsay

Do love treating myself to a sit down wee now and again but if i did it all the time it would lose its magic.

Don't ever change Karl

[chuff me dizzy]

Originally Posted by Adam.

You have no right to tell people how they must go to the toilet

Oh but I have EVERY right to tell people what's acceptable in my home

[Denver]

Originally Posted by chuff me dizzy

Oh but I have EVERY right to tell people what's acceptable in my home

Would you stand up and go for a wee in someone else's home if they said you had to

[Christmas Dynasnow]

when you flush the water microbes coat all around the loo so its sensible to close the lid always. Men lift both lids obvs and stand.

No excrement should ever be left in the bowl bottom or sides by ANYONE (vile) and when you have a big sh1te you should always open a window (and light a match if its a real rinky dinker)

[Denver]

If it's Yellow let it Mellow

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by Adam.

You have no right to tell people how they must go to the toilet

I can't stand people insisting that I take my shoes off when I walk into their house ?!?!

I'd understand it if they lived in farmhouse and I'd walked through a load of cow muck or something..


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[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by Zizu

I can't stand people insisting that I take my shoes off when I walk into their house ?!?!

I'd understand it if they lived in farmhouse and I'd walked through a load of cow muck or something..


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It's their house though, don't go in if it bothers you

[chuff me dizzy]

Originally Posted by Zizu

I can't stand people insisting that I take my shoes off when I walk into their house ?!?!

I'd understand it if they lived in farmhouse and I'd walked through a load of cow muck or something..


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Their homes, their rules

[Rob!]

Originally Posted by chuff me dizzy

Even men friends who come are told they mustn't stand to pee in my loo ...... No one complains and if they did they can hold it until they get home

That is insane. If you said that to me or literally anybody I know they would walk straight out of your house and round to someone who had slightly more sense. You cannot tell people how to go to the loo.

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

It's their house though, don't go in if it bothers you

Maybe the rule should work both ways then ... if you ban visitors from wearing shoes in house then the householder shouldn't be allowed to keep dogs or cats in the house either ...


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[Christmas Dynasnow]

Originally Posted by Zizu

I can't stand people insisting that I take my shoes off when I walk into their house ?!?!

I'd understand it if they lived in farmhouse and I'd walked through a load of cow muck or something..

madness

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Well clearly the difference is if a woman doesn't notice the seat is up and sits down, you kind of fall into the bowl, the worst the happens when it's the other way round is getting a bit of wee on the seat

I doubt anne would fall in.

[saiwong]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

however you are ignoring the point I made about the toilet seats natural position which is down, it's not a preference, it's where it's meant to be

You ignored my response that I posted. I disagreed with you.

Just like you should check for on-coming traffic before crossing the road, women should check the position of the toilet seat before sitting down.

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by chuff me dizzy

What for the life of me I've never been able to grasp is why do men have to stand to pee ? I would flip my lid if my husband stood to pee ,why do men think women should stand or sit in their pee ?

but if we sit down we cant wash away the skid marks you lot have left down the side of the pan.

[Christmas Dynasnow]

when i was little i would take a sugar puff in to the loo and then see if I could sink it with my green liquid lazer beam

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

when i was little i would take a sugar puff in to the loo and then see if I could sink it with my green liquid lazer beam

i always thought a fox was going to bite my bum when i had a poop.

[chuff me dizzy]

Originally Posted by Rob!

That is insane. If you said that to me or literally anybody I know they would walk straight out of your house and round to someone who had slightly more sense. You cannot tell people how to go to the loo.

Dont let it worry you, you would never be invited

[chuff me dizzy]

Originally Posted by parmnion

but if we sit down we cant wash away the skid marks you lot have left down the side of the pan.

Dirty sod

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by chuff me dizzy

Dirty sod

did you catch that programme on bbc2 at ten o clock tuesday night that had harry in it chuff?

5 celebs have a posh meal, all throw thieir credit cards in the middle then play dinner games during the meal and the person who wins the least pays for the meal.....


GREAT CONCEPT, HE SHARED HIS MEAL WITH ROB BECKKITT, VICKY COHREN...MARTIN KEMP AND A FEMALE COMEDIENE WHO ENDED UP PAYING....he had some classic stories.