[Beastie]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

I must say at 4 in the morning some of the lyrics are cracking me up Good work all of you.

Hey ukturtle!!!!

[Beastie]

Espagneeeeeee......

[MrGaryy]

fashionably late - I AM HERE.

[Loukas]

When do we start voting?

[Shaun]

Eduardo Margarita - Tonight (My Pussy)

(lights dim and dramatic music is played by a large orchestra on a ledge above the stage. all orchestra members wear yellow, sparkly tuxedos regardless of gender. red lights flash and the music turns into a techno beat as a man in a red and yellow tuxedo is lowered from the ceiling. the orchestra members rip off their suits to reveal tiny yellow spandex outfits. they somersault off their ledge to join Eduardo in the middle of the stage.)

hola senorita, (/pose)
you looking fine tonight, (/pose)
come to my apartment, (/pose)
i'll show you a real good time (/wurkit)

(backing dancers headbang to the beat while Eduardo spins on his head)

step into my world bebe, (/pose)
i'm sure you want to see, (/pose)
curl up in my king size bed, (/pose)
i might show you my pussy. (/gasp)

(beat changes into a slow sensual tango number. several spray painted bulls are led on by little children in traditional spanish dress. Eduardo rips off his tux in a cloud of gold glittery smoke to reveal an elegant, off shoulder flamenco dress. he grabs a rose from one of the vases on the stage and puts it into his mouth suavely. then he jumps off the stage, to screams from his country's natives, to pull a fat security guard on stage. he then whirls the guard round seductively and pushes him off the stage ferociously. then he joins his dancers again.)

Oh nena,
quiero ver a mi esta noche coño?
Te voy a mostrar las minas Gurl Si me muestras el tuyo

(music changes again to a riverdance style tune. Eduardo rips off the dress to reveal a green bikini and a tattoo on his tummy saying 'rub me bitch'. his backing dancers have all magically donned green outfits and orange wigs and are riverdancing behind him. a rainbow appears behind him and coins hit the grouns. Eduardo grabs the mic)

and maybe wee girlie,
if you enjoy a prance,
while in my big jacuzzi,
we can do a riverdance.

then i will take your dress off,
and you'll take mine off too,
we can watch the magic rainbow,
while spooning on my loo.

(music stops and the red lights flash again. Eduardo has disappeared. the dramatic music from the start play again as a curvy figure in a short silver dress with curly, christina-aguilera-in-not-myself-tonight hair appears on top of a purple pony with glitter in it's mane. the figures leans back seductively as the horse bucks. he/she lifts a louboutin-ed foot in the air and sings as a spotlight falls on their face, revealing it is Eduardo.)

OH BAAAAABY.
COME WITH ME TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

(fireworks go off all over the venue, Eduardo jumps off the horse and bows)

te amo España!

(blackout. audience applaud wildly.)

costume one (suit): http://www.offbroadwayboutique.com/b...n-red-suit.jpg
costume two (dress): http://www.phototour.minneapolis.mn.us/pics/2831.jpg
costume three (bikini): http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3108/...3e2af8c0a0.jpg
costume four (silver dress): http://www.bluebee.com/cImages/Websi...275_221100.jpg

performers:

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Loukas

When do we start voting?

After everyone has "performed"

[Braden]

Originally Posted by MrGaryy

fashionably late - I AM HERE.

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by Iceman

*throws a brick at your face*

[Loukas]

WOW! I like it

[Lauren]

Originally Posted by Shaun

performers:

ROFL. O!! hey Tina Turner on the end!

(Omg, apparently it is Tina Turner, but the one at the start. WTF?)

[Benjamin]

Amazing, ha ha ha.

[Tom4784]

Ha! It's great Cara. It made me laugh.

[CaraRawr]

Originally Posted by Lauren

ROFL. O!! hey Tina Turner on the end!

she's the perkiest of the bunch rofl.

[Vicky.]

LOL...again

This is actually the best thread of the year for me

[Smithy]

rofl Cara

[Beastie]

Lol Cara I enjoyed that. It was a bit a random!

[Braden]

that. was the definition of fierce!

[Patrick]

Not the best performance so far, but it was quite good Cara.

[\PJ/]

Those pictures are taking forever to load (

[Vicky.]

And marc...was there really a spider like that on your bed

[Iceman]

was very good

[Jessica.]

Very good!

[Jayson]

As last years entry for Spain, I can say with dignity that you outshone me.

[GypsyGoth]

Loved the stage directions Cara

[Shaun]

We've been paid by Claudia to hold up this sign!

We don't give a ****! YEAH 2005!

Let's make out. SINCE DENMARK'S BEEN DISQUALIFIED, HERE'S GREECE!

GodGa - Greek Holiday (Just Prance!)