[Braden]

Belle Amie taxed....Can't believe I just said that :|

[Z]

Originally Posted by Braden

Belle Amie taxed....Can't believe I just said that :|

taxed?

D'you wanna be Belle Amie?

[Braden]

Pmsl, taxed is something people used to say at Primary school, to stop other people having what they wanted...gay, I know :')

And yes please, i'll PM you shortly [IMG]http://www.*************/images/smilies/bb/blowkiss.gif[/IMG]

[Z]

Awesome

[Callum]

Can I have Gamu Nhengu please?

[Braden]

Belle Amie: There's only room for 1.2.3.4, fierce bitches in this competition.

[Z]

Certainly Callum, PM me a list of song choices!

[Lewis.]

Can I have TreyC Cohen please

[Z]

Sure thing Lewis! Be sure to PM me with a song (or songs) for each of the following themes in one PM:

Week 1 [16 acts] - Songs that have been done to death on the X Factor and make you want to die
Week 2 [14 acts] - Make Michael Jackson turn in his grave week
Week 3 [12 acts] - There is no obvious theme, but everyone seems to have dyed their hair
Week 4 [10 acts] - Big band week. In other words, sing a modern song but replace the backing track with a saxophone and suddenly it's "genius"
Week 5 [8 acts] - Songs that guarantee one of the favourites is eliminated in a shock elimination
Week 6 [7 acts] - Songs that mean something to the act you're representing, preferably in a sob story sort of way
Week 7 [6 acts] - Try and offend the most demographics week; old, young, gay, straight, black, white, man, woman, transgender - everyone is fair game
Week 8 [5 acts] - Murder a Beatles song week, and sing a Westlife song because it's the only way to keep Louis happy
Week 9 [4 acts] - Big shouty/teary/diva ballad, and a "sexually ambiguous song" theme - includes unusual changes of personal pronouns, and ignorance of underlying song meaning
Week 10 [3 acts] - Sing a summer song that's been styled in a Christmas way to make Brian the choreographer seem quirky and relevant; sing a song the act has already done in the competition [probably Michael Jackson] just to put the nail in the coffin for their career; and sing the winner's song which will be announced closer to the final.

[Shaun]

BOOKIES' FAVOURITE CALLAMU FACES DEPORTATION


Callamu Nhengu, left, is comforted by her boyfriend after the devastating news

18 year old Callamu Nhengu faced her worst fears last night, after it emerged that her VISA had expired.

Backstage sources remain tight-lipped and tight-rimmed about this development, but many other Z Factor hopefuls have come forward to express their opinions over the news.

Successful applicants Brade Amie, who last week soared through to the Judges' Houses stage of the competition with a rendition of Judas Priest's "Grinder", have HIT OUT at Nhengu.

"Well if this bitch wanted to go places she should have made sure she had her passport, rite?" one member, Sarah Toastee, scathed, "like, I feel sorry for the girl but God clearly doesn't want her here."

Others are more sympathetic. Unfathomably single-named Harbinger, a 40-something Brazilian dressed perennially in a velvet jacket, revealed: "I have spoken to Callamu and whilst she's obviously upset, I helped to cheer her up with my wonderful dancing. She kept crying but I could see she was entranced by me."

Callamu herself has released various statements through her Facebook account, angrily crying "uggggggh its like some1 is out to get me ffs" and "PELASE GOD SAVE ME I WAS BORN TO SIGN" within hours of the news.

The show's executives however refused to comment, prompting allegations that the situation is out of their hands.

SCANDALS. omg

[Tom4784]

Poor Callamu.

[Patrick]

In Week 2, Does it HAVE to be Michael Jackson songs?

[Locke.]

I didn't put a Michael Jackson song.

[Patrick]

Thanks, And Also On Week 4 does it have to be like a cover of a modern song? Or can it just be the original song that has a orchestra or something in it? lol

[Novo]

The only thing that would make him turn in his grave is his own song because ****ted on in the X factor so i guess so

[Braden]

Belle Amie: "Well why would someone come into the competition, if they knew what was coming to them....The Faily Star didn't even tell the whole story. If Callamu gets past this, then there is going to be some serious drama in the house :|

[Z]

Yeah for week 2 it can just be artists that blatantly rip off MJ; and week 4 it can be anything with an orchestra backing. Just be creative and, in some cases, barely paying attention to the theme is better because the judges don't do it on the real show!

[Patrick]

Zee, for Week 10 'Sing a song the act has already done'

Does this basically mean we re-use a song from the past 9 weeks?

[Z]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Zee, for Week 10 'Sing a song the act has already done'

Does this basically mean we re-use a song from the past 9 weeks?

Yeah

[Patrick]

Cool I think that's me done then.

[\PJ/]

Pajiya carey

[Z]

Originally Posted by \PJ/

Pajiya carey

That a request to be Paije, PJ?!

[Z]

MrGaryy is playing as Rebecca Ferguson! Woop. 5 places to go, maybe only 4 if PJ is wanting to be Paije! Still need song choices from Jessica, Jevans, Callum and Lewis (+Gary and PJ) and would ideally like to get to 16 participants, but I can work with 12 if no one else is keen!

[Lucy.]

Could I be Marlon?

[Z]

Sure Lucy! Send me a list of song choices