[Garfie]

Originally Posted by ThriceShy

I wonder if that was spread through spitting.

Well, let's hope so, as that way we might get rid of Bear.

[arista]

Originally Posted by Daffodil

The reason why Stephen Bear is not at all funny is that his aggression is there to see just bubbling below the surface. A really funny person would not do pranks that have a violent edge to them. If Stephen Bear floats your boat Vanessa, then I hope you will take along that Security Guard as the boat Captain...becuase he would sure as Hell turn on you eventually.

Yes Tall Fella

[arista]

Originally Posted by Garfie

Well, let's hope so, as that way we might get rid of Bear.

No
HeavyD must go First
Everyone Hates him

[Garfie]

Originally Posted by Semtex

Bring back National Service.

Oh yes! The more I see of Bear and Lewis, the more I agree with you. If they want to be part of a 'squad' let's see how they would cope in the real world!

They would both be wimpering pathetically like Bear was in the diary room, and shaking uncontrollably like Lewis was in the pool last night, because neither have the balls to deal with things when roles are reversed! Funny how Bear expects everyone to cope with what he throws at them, but he couldn't even cope with being locked in the diary room temporarily!

[Robodog]

Bear is providing entertainment, if you can call it that. At least he DOES something though.

However, he is THE classic example of someone who can 'Dish it out, but cannot take it back'

In fact, Saira is quite similar. She dishes out judgment and aggressive conversation but woe betide anyone who DARES to judge or raise their voice to her.

I can see what she means by her and Bear being similar

[Garfie]

Originally Posted by Daffodil

The reason why Stephen Bear is not at all funny is that his aggression is there to see just bubbling below the surface. A really funny person would not do pranks that have a violent edge to them. If Stephen Bear floats your boat Vanessa, then I hope you will take along that Security Guard as the boat Captain...becuase he would sure as Hell turn on you eventually.

You are so right, Daffodil! You can see it in his eyes and in his body language. He clearly had a massive chip on his shoulder about something, and as he doesn't have the maturity to address it, he is doing so by hitting out at the world.

Just imagine that boat trip! He would start by repeatedly flicking water in your face, and continuing even after you'd asked him numerous times to stop, because he was just having a laugh. He'd then move on to pressing sandwiches into your face as you tried to eat them and then squashing them into your hair! And he'd continue even when you told him it wasn't funny, as he would only be mucking about. How very, very funny would those little pranks be!? When you started to get irritated by his wind-ups, then he would just belittle you and mock you for not being able to take a joke. This would repeat itself until you told him you'd had enough, and then he'd get angry and throw his oars at you before pushing you into the water.

But it would all be okay as he would say sorry afterwards, immediately before starting the process all over again. But that would be okay because it's amusing and entertaining!

[Garfie]

Originally Posted by arista

No
HeavyD must go First
Everyone Hates him

Do you reckon? He seems to have gained an enormous amount of support following last night's episode!

[Garfie]

Originally Posted by Robodog

Bear is providing entertainment, if you can call it that. At least he DOES something though.

However, he is THE classic example of someone who can 'Dish it out, but cannot take it back'

In fact, Saira is quite similar. She dishes out judgment and aggressive conversation but woe betide anyone who DARES to judge or raise their voice to her.

I can see what she means by her and Bear being similar

Bear is providing something, but I don't think it's called entertainment!

And, yes, you are so right about both Bear and Saira, and the ways in which they are similar.

[caprimint]

When Frankie said "that's bull****" and Bear replied "that's a cocktail"

[chuff me dizzy]

Originally Posted by caprimint

When Frankie said "that's bull****" and Bear replied "that's a cocktail"

The funniest thing in the entire series

[Jannigran]

Great post Garfield, I would have made the idiot drink his lovely cocktail

[Garfie]

Originally Posted by Jannigran

Great post Garfield, I would have made the idiot drink his lovely cocktail

Garfie to you, Jannigran! No need for formalities! And, yes, I'd love BB to make that part of a future task, and then I wonder who the joke would be on!?

[hot2go]

Originally Posted by Robodog

Bear is providing entertainment, if you can call it that. At least he DOES something though.

However, he is THE classic example of someone who can 'Dish it out, but cannot take it back'

In fact, Saira is quite similar. She dishes out judgment and aggressive conversation but woe betide anyone who DARES to judge or raise their voice to her.

I can see what she means by her and Bear being similar

You're right, they do have that in common....maybe they recognise that in each other

[hot2go]

Originally Posted by chuff me dizzy

The funniest thing in the entire series

It was so funny....as is always the case with me, it was what he said rather than what he did that I found funny....the cocktail was just the link to the good stuff...." Youre still invited to my pool party " ..... " ive made a cocktail " ...... ... " someone looks angry, calm down, take a minute " he's such a little sh-t

[chuff me dizzy]

Originally Posted by hot2go

It was so funny....as is always the case with me, it was what he said rather than what he did that I found funny....the cocktail was just the link to the good stuff...." Youre still invited to my pool party " ..... " ive made a cocktail " ...... ... " someone looks angry, calm down, take a minute " he's such a little sh-t

"You're my sunshine " killer line

[Glenn-C]

Originally Posted by chuff me dizzy

No where near as aggressive as D

Right, remember the time Heavy smashed a mirror and broke a door?

[Glenn-C]

Originally Posted by Jannigran

Great post Garfield, I would have made the idiot drink his lovely cocktail

I'd pour his cocktail all over him

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by Defizo

I'd pour his cocktail all over him

I'd have drowned him in it

[rebecca9]

I imagine 12 year olds would find Bear funny, similar mindsets

[Amy Jade]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

To be fair it's probably instant. I'd lob it over the wall in protest

No it wasn't instant

[user104658]

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

No it wasn't instant

They get real coffee in BB? Such luxury...

[jet]

Originally Posted by Semtex

Chuff! You should remove your sig because you have reverted to type and gone for a genital over a gentleman.

I've had a chat with Jason in my head & he thinks that Bear & Lewis are twats.

Chuff has removed Jason's sig. Bear is the new 'hunk of the month'.

[jet]

Originally Posted by Garfie

Couldn't have said it better myself, Liam. You are spot on here in everything you say. He has the mindset of a 13 year old, and I might have found him funny if I was that age. Unfortunately, as an adult I prefer a more clever and mature type of humour!

Oooooh! I've made a cocktail by mixing orange juice, coffee and corn flakes and it is so funny! Oooooh! I called you a silly name! Seriously, is that what he and his hanger-ons see as humour and entertainment!? Excuse me, while I go and split my sides with laughter!

It's pathetic, isn't it? He's just so FUNNY haha haha, I hope he gives Heavy a wedgie soon haha haha....

[Vanessa]

Bear just cracks me up. He would be so much fun to go on a night out with