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Old 28-10-2010, 02:46 PM #1
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What do you call an intelligent blonde?

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Right i have to go footie training so i will leave you with this GEM

Why do graveyards have fences around them?
Everyones dying to get in
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*drifts into a daydream*
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*drifts into a daydream*
Oh no, my innocent thread is about to be raped with sexual fantasies.

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Why do graveyards have fences around them?
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Lol..shoo now, be gone with you

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oh hey chad im just gonna jump in the shower wanna join me

yeah sure felix

hey can you scrub my back i cant reach

*chad starts to rub felixs back into a soapy lather*

oh yeah that it lower lower

*felix turns round*

oh yeah you like that dont ya
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oh hey chad im just gonna jump in the shower wanna join me

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hey can you scrub my back i cant reach

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oh yeah that it lower lower

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oh yeah you like that dont ya
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Lol.. be careful. You'll be his next target!!
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been there, done that, got the rash to prove it.
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I doubt it, Simon said he wouldn't start on me till my birthday, which is February 9th.
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i know a guy that does fake id's
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lol... hmm, we'll see!
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Ok soooo back on topic then:

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking
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M8 at training told me this and i think it is a right cracker

A jelly baby goes to the doctor and says "I need an AIDS test". The doctor says "Why? What've you been up to?"





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did you get all nice and sweaty at training
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