[Benjamin]

PMSL!

Dreads to think what it'll be like when you throw me, Jessica and Ninastar in there with them.

[Stu]

~casual racism!

[MTVN]

Lmao Zee

[_Seth]

Originally Posted by Zee

Stacey has a look of disdain on her face. “I actually cannot stand fat people; I just think it’s really lazy and disgusting. I don’t really understand how people can get fat tbh. No, really, I don’t understand it ” Stacey steps out of the car to thunderous cheers from some sections of the crowd and ferocious boos from other parts.

Scott is wearing a pair of speedos and a crazed look on his face “Y’all should pick me ‘cause I’ll have sex live on TV! Unless my mum comes in omgz leona2. I'd be stunning, I'd wurk it!” Scott steps out of the car to huge cheers and chants of 'stunning, wurk it!' from the crowd.

...

Foxysarah is crying. “Am I ugly???????? People keep saying I am and even though I know they’re just doing it to get a reaction I can’t stop crying !!!!” The interviewer tells her she’s not ugly. “YOU’RE JUST SAYING THAT!!!!” Foxysarah receives a surprisingly large number of cheers from people who feel a bit sorry for her, the boos aren't particularly loud, the crowd are unsure what to make of her.

arista is wearing a burka. “It’s for security. Sign Of The Times.” The interviewer asks him if he would take it off. “Stinking Labour can’t make me. Feel The Force.” Arista steps out to complete silence, the crowd want to see what he looks like and are mystified by his appearance - he is wearing a full body Hulk costume, it is impossible to tell what he looks like. He gets applauded slowly but surely as he makes his way up to the house.

Love these!!

[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by Phlip

Day 32, Jack and Stacey are in the bedroom having nookie.

[_Seth]

Originally Posted by Stacey.

I just wanted to use that line off Bo' Selecta.

I hope I haven't creeped you out.

[Patrick]

I'm 100% certain if the cast Zee posted went into the house, there would be a death or a sever injury after Fight Night III.



The Whinny Bitches that starts Fight Night
MeMyselfandI or FoxySara.

The Main Arguers
Stacey, Stu, MrGarry, Shaun, Bobnot.

The Ones likely to be thrown out for Fighting
Novo, Patrick, Scott.

The people that try and break it up.
Kerry and Arista.

[Z]

Week 1 Highlights

Task
Housemates were told to individually come to the diary room and place themselves somewhere between 1st and 13th in order of how intelligent they thought they were, based on the IQ testing they had to undergo prior to entering the house. Housemates who correctly guessed where they were on the scale were allowed their suitcases and were also immune from being nominated in week 1. Stacey, Novo, Kerry and Shaun correctly guessed their positions on the chart, and therefore received their rewards.

Nominations
Stacey, Novo, Kerry and Shaun were immune from being nominated, but were allowed to nominate.

arista: foxysarah & bobnot
bobnot: foxysarah & Patrick
foxysarah: tried to nominate Shaun because he told her she had a big nose, but had to be told twice that he was immune. She then nominated Stu & Patrick.
Kerry: bobnot & Scott
MMAI: MrGaryy & Stu
MrGaryy: bobnot & MMAI
Novo: MrGaryy & Scott
Patrick: nominated Stu because Stu told him to stop trying to be him, Patrick was offended and then pondered aloud why Stu refused to like him & Scott
Scott: said he was going to nominate foxysarah to Stacey in front of Sarah, complaining that she was taking up a place in the house that could be filled by a better looking man - as a result he was banned from nominating
Shaun: bobnot & MMAI
Smithy: Stu & foxysarah
Stacey: MrGaryy & Stu
Stu: bobnot & Smithy

Kerry, Novo, Shaun, Stacey, arista = 0 nominations
Smithy = 1 nomination
MMAI = 2 nominations
Patrick = 2 nominations
foxysarah = 3 nominations
MrGaryy = 3 nominations
Scott = 3 nominations
Stu = 4 nominations
bobnot = 5 nominations

Eviction

Stu and bobnot faced the public vote. Stu's overwhelming popularity mixed with bobnot's failure to deliver on being the wind up merchant he promised in his VT contributed heavily to the result; bobnot was vilified two days before the eviction due to several offensive remarks he made about how Scott was about as fierce as Sophie Ellis-Bextor, and that's just something you don't say to a gurl. Bobnot was evicted to a record high 97% of the vote and the crowd bayed his name due to his crimes of mentioning Sophie Ellis-Bextor on Live TV, something which he was admonished for by Zee in his eviction interview. He declined to state his favourite remaining housemate, claiming they were a bunch of tossers.

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Zee

foxysarah: tried to nominate Shaun because he told her she had a big nose, but had to be told twice that he was immune. She then nominated Stu & Patrick.

[Chuck]

Scott was about as fierce as Sophie Ellis-Bextor

I wonder where Shaun and Stacey placed themselves.

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by zee

...bobnot was vilified two days before the eviction due to several offensive remarks he made about how scott was about as fierce as sophie ellis-bextor, and that's just something you don't say to a gurl.

pmsl

[Shaun]

in the bedroom. We're faking a romance to get to the final

[Shaun]

AND SOPHIE IS FIERCE...in an "oh I haven't actually been outside of Midsomer" way.

[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by Zee

foxysarah: tried to nominate Shaun because he told her she had a big nose, but had to be told twice that he was immune. She then nominated Stu & Patrick.

[Chuck]

-wonders if zee will include newbies in his story-

[Chuck]

This sarah gurl seems to be so funny, I wish I had known her.

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by chuck.pass

-wonders if zee will include newbies in his story-

I think me, jessica and Ninastar get thrown in.

[CharlieO]

considering im not good enough to get into BB. -Glares- <-- kidding however:

may i request to be a member of the public who decides to shout over the bb house wall and cause some drama in the house.

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by chuck.pass

-wonders if zee will include newbies in his story-

It's week 5, and after seeing FoxySarah be removed due to having a near mental breakdown, bobnot evicted to unanimous boos and a record high elimination percentage of 97% against Stu's 3%, and Patrick, MeMyselfandI and Smithy evicted - new housemates Ninastar (cruelly put in after Smithy was evicted), Jessica and ukturtle are settling into the house. Stacey and Shaun are put into the bedsit in a fake eviction that leaves the rest of the house shocked as they thought both of those housemates were untouchable, causing a lot of disturbance within the house dynamics. Shaun and Stacey fume as MrGaryy and Scott, their respective BFFs, form an über gay alliance in their absence. Scott suggests a naked jacuzzi, causing Stacey to shriek "NO. NAKED. JACUZZI-NESS." at the television, while Shaun sits and bitches about how awful Cher Lloyd is.

[u mad]

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by chuck.pass

This sarah gurl seems to be so funny, I wish I had known her.

Her avatar made me physically sick, I swear.

[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Her avatar made me physically sick, I swear.

[Chuck]

-reads the story again, has only read some parts-

[Chuck]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Her avatar made me physically sick, I swear.

Originally Posted by Stacey.

-wonders if it was something kinky-

[Z]

Week 2 Highlights

Foxysarah walked in the middle of week 2 because she hated the task and was sick of having to look at her reflection in the mirrors that were everywhere in the house. She complained for forty minutes about how everyone was mean about her appearance and then concluded that she wanted to leave after Big Brother told her to stop sticking her nose into other people's business, misconstruing it as an insult.

Task
Housemates had to draw pictures of each other. Kerry was task leader and had to decide which housemate drew the best picture, though she herself was not allowed to draw a picture and therefore was ineligible to win the task. Kerry chose Stu's drawing of arista as the Terminator as the winner of the task, giving Stu immunity from being nominated and a muffin basket. He chose to let Shaun and Gary nibble his muffin basket, something which Zee took great delight in discussing on the eviction night show.

Nominations
Stu was immune from being nominated but was allowed to nominate.

arista: nominated Shaun because of his aura & Scott
Kerry: Scott & Novo
MMAI: MrGaryy & Shaun
MrGaryy: MMAI & Novo
Novo: MrGaryy & Scott
Patrick: was banned from nominating because after Stu won the task, he admitted to him that he nominated him in week 1 because he didn't think Stu liked him. He asked Stu if he would like him, but before he could answer he was called to the diary room and was banned from nominations.
Scott: Patrick & Kerry because she's female
Shaun: Stacey & Patrick because he took offense to Patrick's drawing of him, which depicted Shaun as a faily bastard
Smithy: Stacey & Patrick
Stacey: MrGaryy & Shaun because he's fat
Stu: Patrick for trying to suck up to him & Scott

Stu, arista, Smithy = 0 nominations
Kerry, MMAI = 1 nomination
Novo, Stacey = 2 nominations
MrGaryy, Shaun = 3 nominations
Patrick, Scott = 4 nominations

Eviction

Patrick and Scott were both liked and disliked in equal measure, making the eviction hard to call. Patrick was evicted with 52.3% of the vote, making it one of the closest results on Big Brother. He was evicted to cheers from the crowd who had warmed to him significantly since his atrocious entrance to the house. The online communities raged at losing such an entertaining housemate early on in the series, proving that the old formula of exciting housemates going first was still in play.

[Z]

I'm going out now but I'll do more tomorrow!