Forgot Password?
Home Menu

Site Navigation


Notices

General Chat General discussion. Want to chat about anything not covered in another forum - This is the place!

ThisisBigBrother.com - UK TV Forums > Non Big Brother Chat > General Chat > Sickipedia ( Rated 18 By the Arista Law)
Register to reply Log in to reply
Page 4 of 6 « First 23 4 56
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 17-02-2010, 08:36 PM #76
WOMBAI WOMBAI is offline
User banned
  
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 9,957


WOMBAI WOMBAI is offline
User banned
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 9,957


Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Judas Iscariot View Post
WOMBAI is the best sick joke in this thread so far.
Is that the best you can do!
WOMBAI is offline  
Old 17-02-2010, 08:38 PM #77
Stu's Avatar
Stu Stu is offline
Altar Ego
  
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Corcaigh, Éire.
Posts: 26,261


Stu Stu is offline
Altar Ego
Stu's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Corcaigh, Éire.
Posts: 26,261


Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by WOMBAI View Post
Is that the best you can do!
I don't hear any better suggestions coming from you !!

Have you a wordpad full of default responses you keep saved to save you from being creative around here?
Stu is offline  
Old 17-02-2010, 08:39 PM #78
Jack_ Jack_ is offline
oh fack off
  
Join Date: May 2008
Location: England
Posts: 47,434

Favourites (more):
Survivor 40: Tony
IAC2019: Ian Wright
Jack_ Jack_ is offline
oh fack off
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: England
Posts: 47,434

Favourites (more):
Survivor 40: Tony
IAC2019: Ian Wright
Default
Anyway, back to the jokes...

Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick.




Oh, how appropriate.
Last edited by Jack_; 17-02-2010 at 08:42 PM.
Jack_ is offline  
Old 17-02-2010, 08:42 PM #79
WOMBAI WOMBAI is offline
User banned
  
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 9,957


WOMBAI WOMBAI is offline
User banned
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 9,957


Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Judas Iscariot View Post
I don't hear any better suggestions coming from you !!

Have you a wordpad full of default responses you keep saved to save you from being creative around here?
Oh sorry, for a moment there - I thought you were referring to yourself!
WOMBAI is offline  
Old 17-02-2010, 08:44 PM #80
Stephanie Stephanie is offline
User banned
  
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Norwich
Posts: 16,120


Stephanie Stephanie is offline
User banned
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Norwich
Posts: 16,120


Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack_ View Post
Anyway, back to the jokes...

Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick.




Oh, how appropriate.
Stephanie is offline  
Old 17-02-2010, 08:46 PM #81
Stu's Avatar
Stu Stu is offline
Altar Ego
  
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Corcaigh, Éire.
Posts: 26,261


Stu Stu is offline
Altar Ego
Stu's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Corcaigh, Éire.
Posts: 26,261


Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by wombai View Post
oh sorry, for a moment there - i thought you were referring to yourself!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Stu is offline  
Old 17-02-2010, 08:47 PM #82
WOMBAI WOMBAI is offline
User banned
  
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 9,957


WOMBAI WOMBAI is offline
User banned
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 9,957


Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephanie View Post
I doubt she would be into minatures!
WOMBAI is offline  
Old 17-02-2010, 08:50 PM #83
Jack_ Jack_ is offline
oh fack off
  
Join Date: May 2008
Location: England
Posts: 47,434

Favourites (more):
Survivor 40: Tony
IAC2019: Ian Wright
Jack_ Jack_ is offline
oh fack off
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: England
Posts: 47,434

Favourites (more):
Survivor 40: Tony
IAC2019: Ian Wright
Default
My girlfriend choked on my penis and died last week
It was a major blow.
Jack_ is offline  
Old 17-02-2010, 08:53 PM #84
WOMBAI WOMBAI is offline
User banned
  
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 9,957


WOMBAI WOMBAI is offline
User banned
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 9,957


Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack_ View Post
My girlfriend choked on my penis and died last week
It was a major blow.
The shock of seeing that it wasn't what it said on the box - was just too much I guess. Portions are simply not what they used to be!
WOMBAI is offline  
Old 17-02-2010, 08:54 PM #85
Stephanie Stephanie is offline
User banned
  
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Norwich
Posts: 16,120


Stephanie Stephanie is offline
User banned
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Norwich
Posts: 16,120


Default
how big do you like your portions wombai?
Stephanie is offline  
Old 17-02-2010, 08:55 PM #86
Stu's Avatar
Stu Stu is offline
Altar Ego
  
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Corcaigh, Éire.
Posts: 26,261


Stu Stu is offline
Altar Ego
Stu's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Corcaigh, Éire.
Posts: 26,261


Default
And more importantly, how often do you get them?
Stu is offline  
Old 17-02-2010, 08:56 PM #87
Jack_ Jack_ is offline
oh fack off
  
Join Date: May 2008
Location: England
Posts: 47,434

Favourites (more):
Survivor 40: Tony
IAC2019: Ian Wright
Jack_ Jack_ is offline
oh fack off
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: England
Posts: 47,434

Favourites (more):
Survivor 40: Tony
IAC2019: Ian Wright
Default
"A neglected child calls childline every 8 seconds"

Little fucking shit needs a good hiding from the bill payer!!!

---

I hated paying £1.50 a minute on the phone to wank over sex stories.

So I got a job at childline.
Jack_ is offline  
Old 17-02-2010, 08:57 PM #88
Stephanie Stephanie is offline
User banned
  
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Norwich
Posts: 16,120


Stephanie Stephanie is offline
User banned
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Norwich
Posts: 16,120


Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack_ View Post
"A neglected child calls childline every 8 seconds"

Little fucking shit needs a good hiding from the bill payer!!!

---

I hated paying £1.50 a minute on the phone to wank over sex stories.

So I got a job at childline.
pmsl
Stephanie is offline  
Old 17-02-2010, 08:57 PM #89
Braden's Avatar
Braden Braden is offline
Too glam to give a damn
  
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 21,523


Braden Braden is offline
Too glam to give a damn
Braden's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 21,523


Default
KFC Advert: "So this is what it's all about. Getting fresh, on-the-bone chicken. Look at that!
You could say I've learnt a lot working here.'

Yeah. Like next time, get a ****ing GCSE.

__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by arista View Post
Yes keep the Gays happy.


Please Note : There is nothing wrong at all with being gay.
Braden is offline  
Old 17-02-2010, 09:00 PM #90
Chantel's Avatar
Chantel Chantel is offline
Senior Member
  
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: North Wales
Posts: 4,590

Favourites (more):
Love Island 6: Paige
DOI 2020: Maura Higgins
Chantel Chantel is offline
Senior Member
Chantel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: North Wales
Posts: 4,590

Favourites (more):
Love Island 6: Paige
DOI 2020: Maura Higgins
Default
Its not sick but oh well it made me lol

Wayne Rooney tells Coleen that John Terry shagged every England players wife/girlfriend apart from one, Coleen says "i bet it was Posh spice the stuck up cow"
Chantel is offline  
Old 17-02-2010, 09:00 PM #91
Stephanie Stephanie is offline
User banned
  
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Norwich
Posts: 16,120


Stephanie Stephanie is offline
User banned
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Norwich
Posts: 16,120


Default
I locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic the other night.

It turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger.
Stephanie is offline  
Old 17-02-2010, 09:05 PM #92
Jack_ Jack_ is offline
oh fack off
  
Join Date: May 2008
Location: England
Posts: 47,434

Favourites (more):
Survivor 40: Tony
IAC2019: Ian Wright
Jack_ Jack_ is offline
oh fack off
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: England
Posts: 47,434

Favourites (more):
Survivor 40: Tony
IAC2019: Ian Wright
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by stephanie View Post
i locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic the other night.

It turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger.
lmfao.
Jack_ is offline  
Old 17-02-2010, 09:06 PM #93
Stephanie Stephanie is offline
User banned
  
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Norwich
Posts: 16,120


Stephanie Stephanie is offline
User banned
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Norwich
Posts: 16,120


Default
What do you call two black men on a videotape?

Evidence.
Stephanie is offline  
Old 17-02-2010, 09:06 PM #94
WOMBAI WOMBAI is offline
User banned
  
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 9,957


WOMBAI WOMBAI is offline
User banned
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 9,957


Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Judas Iscariot View Post
And more importantly, how often do you get them?
Well lets just say - it is common knowledge that those that talk about it all the time - don't get it! It certainly isn't me that obsesses about it!
WOMBAI is offline  
Old 17-02-2010, 09:07 PM #95
*mazedsalv** *mazedsalv** is offline
Senior Member
  
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: London
Posts: 28,022

Favourites (more):
BB2024: Khaled
CBB2024: Louis Walsh
*mazedsalv** *mazedsalv** is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: London
Posts: 28,022

Favourites (more):
BB2024: Khaled
CBB2024: Louis Walsh
Default
I dont like the actual real life ones eg. Maddie, Shannon and Joseph Fritzil (that bloke makes me vomit just typing his name).

But some of them are very good and funny, I just will feel bad if i laugh at the Maddie and all of them jokes, dont think they are funny, IMO, but people have different humours.
*mazedsalv** is offline  
Old 17-02-2010, 09:10 PM #96
Stephanie Stephanie is offline
User banned
  
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Norwich
Posts: 16,120


Stephanie Stephanie is offline
User banned
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Norwich
Posts: 16,120


Default
As a father, the thought of locking my beautiful daughter up for 24 years and repeatedly raping her is the grossest abuse of trust one can imagine.

But tell that to my boner.
Stephanie is offline  
Old 17-02-2010, 09:11 PM #97
Jack_ Jack_ is offline
oh fack off
  
Join Date: May 2008
Location: England
Posts: 47,434

Favourites (more):
Survivor 40: Tony
IAC2019: Ian Wright
Jack_ Jack_ is offline
oh fack off
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: England
Posts: 47,434

Favourites (more):
Survivor 40: Tony
IAC2019: Ian Wright
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephanie View Post
As a father, the thought of locking my beautiful daughter up for 24 years and repeatedly raping her is the grossest abuse of trust one can imagine.

But tell that to my boner.
Jack_ is offline  
Old 17-02-2010, 09:12 PM #98
Stu's Avatar
Stu Stu is offline
Altar Ego
  
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Corcaigh, Éire.
Posts: 26,261


Stu Stu is offline
Altar Ego
Stu's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Corcaigh, Éire.
Posts: 26,261


Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by WOMBAI View Post
Well lets just say - it is common knowledge that those that talk about it all the time - don't get it! It certainly isn't me that obsesses about it!
Never, then.
Stu is offline  
Old 17-02-2010, 09:12 PM #99
Stephanie Stephanie is offline
User banned
  
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Norwich
Posts: 16,120


Stephanie Stephanie is offline
User banned
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Norwich
Posts: 16,120


Default
Why don't women need a drivers license?

Because there's no road between the kitchen and bedroom.
Stephanie is offline  
Old 17-02-2010, 09:13 PM #100
WOMBAI WOMBAI is offline
User banned
  
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 9,957


WOMBAI WOMBAI is offline
User banned
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 9,957


Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Judas Iscariot View Post
Never, then.
Oh wouldn't you love to believe that! Think I'll keep you guessing on that one!
WOMBAI is offline  
Register to reply Log in to reply
Page 4 of 6 « First 23 4 56

Bookmark/share this topic

Tags
18, arista, law, rated, sickipedia

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 10:50 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
User Alert System provided by Advanced User Tagging (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2025 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
 

About Us ThisisBigBrother.com

"Big Brother and UK Television Forum. Est. 2001"

 

Contact Us ThisisBigBrother.com
© 2023
no new posts