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Old 30-03-2019, 12:56 PM #1
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Put me right off my McDonald's.
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Is that the new Big Mac range with pubes
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You were eating whilst inspecting
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Put me off my tea too Parmy Did you pluck it out?
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Your hair is all grey isn’t it
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Just the sides.
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trim you pubes, it will be less noticeable
(and your dick will look bigger)
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trim you pubes, it will be less noticeable
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I'm 49, do you think that's new to me..get a grip eh.
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so what are you moaning about
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A massive dangley old mans pube dripping in barbecue sauce hanging out the end of my burger in McDonald's.


Wouldn't you?
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Wouldn't you?
told you: trim them short or look for somebody who fancies salt'n'pepper pubes
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I wasn't ****ing it ffs...I just unwrapped it and was just about to take a bite..when I saw it, splattered on the wrapping, half in and half out the burger..I'm like a ping pong ball down there mate...and yes, it is to make it look bigger.
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I mean come on, animals and kids I can put up with, but I'm not having me being accused of ****ing a McDonald's burger...
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i have a few grey chest hairs and that is quite shocking

i cant check on my back carpet
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i have a few grey chest hairs and that is quite shocking

i cant check on my back carpet
I was recommended by a friend to borrow a wax strip and stick it to your but crack as gently or firmly as you think you can suffer..

Are you a dabber in that situation?

Or do you just slap that bugger on?



Cause if you are a dabber then you know your're a hairy silver back.
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So where do you think this offending grey pube came from ? There's no one over 20 working there ! or is there ?

Prob a grey horse.
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I'm the only one that got diddled today, that's for sure.
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