[Headie]

*sat in the back of a taxi* "But erm, yeah, so this journey's taking longer than it should do. *turns to driver* Sorry, I'm not blaming you, I know you were looking at me in the mirror I'm not blaming you - oh I am a little bit actually cos you could put your foot down. *gets ignored* Babe, could you go a bit quicker cos we've got to be there by a certain time *gets ignored again* BABE, you in the front- driver, darling, what's your name because you just keep ignoring me and I can't communicate to the back of your head? Basically- OW! *pulls eyelash* Could you maybe go a little bit faster, take a right here cos we're gonna be all day!" *sighs*