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Old 31-07-2018, 03:24 PM #7
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Fire? I'm pissing myself

Without one moment's hesitation,
This man's quick act of micturition,
Saved this landmark for the nation.

I don't want to jeer, or boo and hiss
But is someone trying to take the piss?
For what size of blaze can be put out
By a stream of piss, I have my doubt.

Exaggeration might be the key,
and it was only a fire in name?
To be extinguished by a pee.
It can only have been just a flame.
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