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Originally Posted by kirklancaster
Fire? I'm pissing myself
Without one moment's hesitation,
This man's quick act of micturition,
Saved this landmark for the nation.
I don't want to jeer, or boo and hiss
But is someone trying to take the piss?
For what size of blaze can be put out
By a stream of piss, I have my doubt.
Exaggeration might be the key,
and it was only a fire in name?
To be extinguished by a pee.
It can only have been just a flame.
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After slow-rapping in my head while reading this, I have to say this would go with a good beat...
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