[Marsh.]

X Factor died years ago.

Tuned in last night out of curiosity and it's scraped THROUGH the bottom of the barrel and is now six feet under.

Simon looks like a bloated corpse they pulled out of the river, Louis is some talentless nobody who constantly mentions 1D for some reason and the whole show revolves around Robbie Williams living off 20 year old pop songs, loving himself and bringing his wife to work because she doesn't have a job of her own.

EMBARRASSING.