[Clootie Dumpling]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

At just 4' 8" tall, with those oversize teeth - which are still waiting for her adolescent body to catch up - and her immature behaviour, Ellis might appear child-like, but she is one calculating, cynical little 'player' who KNEW exactly what she was doing.

She wore the ridiculously too-short dress and a G-String, BOTH of which she not only KNEW would NOT cover her privates, but she also elected to bend and stoop at every opportunity to ENSURE that they didn't.

She determined to secure that the cameras were on her by indulging in raucous exhibitionist behaviour which was as patently FALSE as it was irritating, and to bolster her chances of hogging the 'limelight', she opportunistically formed a cynical attachment to imbecilic 'Stephen Bear' emulator Lewis G - her male counterpart - who is as equally false and irritating and as equally determined to be the focus of attention.

With two prize 'Bozos' such as these, a 'Showmance' was 'Odds On', and sure enough when 'Bedtime For Bozos' arrived, she leapt under the covers with 'WannabeBear'.

As fake as she is, and as much as she and Lewis G were using each other, little 'Lolita' did treat her 'Humbert Humbert' to some genuine sex because her hand fondling his manhood (and more) could CLEARLY be seen under the blankets. So at least this tiresome dwarf was not 100% fake - her TOTAL lack of morals was genuine enough.

In my opinion, of course.

I agree with all you say, Kirk.

She was obviously fully aware of what she was doing, however, I'm not sure her self-awareness extends to realising just how much like Wee Jimmy Krankie she looks!