[Matthew.]

well... that happened @ the end with kinga and her bottle

(i knew it was coming at some stage but i didn’t think it would be on her second day!)

[Epic.]

Kinga singlehandedly rescuing the series after the tragic Science and Kemal evictions

[Babayaro.]

It's only been three days and Gerry is such an attention seeking dickhead omg


And I don't see why Seany gets the hate he does on here, as so far he's been really likeable, apart from the Lesley incident, which yes, was a pretty mean thing to do, but not exactly the worst thing in the world

[Matthew.]

Makosi crying about Kinga being loud - I’m pretty sure she’s upset because she’s louder than Makosi is, which means the spotlight is more likely to be on her

I like Makosi and all but she’s definitely jealous because Kinga’s getting more attention than her

[Matthew.]

Derek being evicted over Eugene was a disgrace

I like them both but Derek being worse than Eugene? I think not

[Matthew.]

I don’t think I heard any booing for Derek <3

king of being liked

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

It's only been three days and Gerry is such an attention seeking dickhead omg

And that's him when he's not nearly as annoying

He starts getting really insufferable around the Day 37/38 mark

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

I don’t think I heard any booing for Derek <3

king of being liked

Him and Science getting more cheers than the actual final 2 got

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Him and Science getting more cheers than the actual final 2 got

legends

[Matthew.]

The producers putting together a montage of Derek’s best quotes

“She puts makeup on to have a crap!”
“Science makes me want to join the BNP!”

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Daniel.

Derek is bb6s ahmed

as in the best housemate of their series? i agree

[Matthew.]

Derek describing Makosi and Orlaith as “the quickest way to make an erection go flat” nearly killed me

“Oh certainly not her!”

[Tony Montana]

“The Lady is not for Turning”

“Jokes are not my suit”

“That Brain Dead, Peroxide Blonde”

So many great one liners from Derek

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Derek describing Makosi and Orlaith as “the quickest way to make an erection go flat” nearly killed me

I think he was just talking about Orlaith because he said 'certainly not HER'

The best Orlaith drag since "BRAINDEAD! Peroxide BLONDE! *Orlaith enters* ...i don't think so... absolutely ridiculous... :/ "

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Tony Montana

“The Lady is not for Turning”

“Jokes are not my suit”

“That Brain Dead, Peroxide Blonde”

So many great one liners from Derek

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Derek speaking to himself in the kitchen

“Look around this room, where the bloody hell do I start? That Lesley, what do you make of that Lesley, she’s rather frightening. I mean she’s the authentic fishwife - tits hamging out, effing and blinding, knickers up her arse. My gosh, hard to believe in this day and age that they still produce people like that. She said she’s never eaten a parsnip before! Weird... I think she thought the parnsip was a vibrator or something, the way she looked at it.”

the BNP one, and the “That’s the quickest way to make an erection go flat” are my favourites

edit: “Dusty Derek’s got his pinny on!” “When I first saw boobs I thought they were a deformity!”

So many great quotes from him

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Week 9 - Kemal evicted
1. Makosi (+2)
2. Derek (-)
3. Kemal (+1)
4. Eugene (+1)
5. Craig (+1)
6. Anthony (+1)
7. Orlaith (+1)

Week 10 - Orlaith walked, Kinga in, Derek evicted
1. Derek (+1)
2. Kinga (R/E)
3. Makosi (-2)
4. Eugene (-)
5. Craig (-)
6. Anthony (-)

[Matthew.]

oh wow Makosi and Kinga really have bad blood huh

Makosi has just taken all of Kinga’s cigarettes off the shopping list and Kinga’s in tears the poor thing </3

“Big Brother, I want that board back, now!”

[Matthew.]

it’s probably a really unpopular opinion amongst fans but the Anthony/Craig storyline is actually quite repetitive and not that interesting anymore?

It’s the same process each time - Anthony and Craig are having a laugh, Craig gets too comfortable with him, goes too far, Anthony loses his temper, rages at Craig, Craig has a cry. They soon make up. And repeat

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

it’s probably a really unpopular opinion amongst fans but the Anthony/Craig storyline is actually quite repetitive and not that interesting anymore?

It’s the same process each time - Anthony and Craig are having a laugh, Craig gets too comfortable with him, goes too far, Anthony loses his temper, rages at Craig, Craig has a cry. They soon make up. And repeat

I suppose watching Craig emotionally manipulate Anthony and embarrass himself worse each time never wore thin for me<3

[Scoot]

Okay watching Little Brother as well was a cute concept but I can’t be arsed, wanna keep my momentum going

[Scoot]

Narinder and Brian discussing Josh’s arrival

Narinder: “We’ve only been here two weeks and we all hate each other, so...”

Brian: “ You ****ing little wi— you cant go round saying that!”

Narinder: “It’s brought home to me how BORING everyone else is. He’s...”

Brian: “”

Narinder: “Not you, not you. CERTAIN people. It’s brought home to me how boring everyone else is and I want them OUT!!!”

[Scoot]

SCREAMING at Narinder and Helen’s argument

[Scoot]

Can't find the next episode ANYWHERE

So I'll just have to skip nominations and hope nothing else exciting happened.

[Scoot]

lmao Elizabeth is so two faced but at the same time she's quite boring so it's not even fascinating to watch?

[Scoot]

Amma absolutely DESTROYED scumbag Stuart

"I hope he gets ****ing chucked out on Friday and I hope the whole world ****ing HATES him! I really do!"

"I'm fed up with it! I'm sick of him! As I said - again, I'll repeat it, I don't mind - LEAVE!!!!! I WISH HE WAS GONE!! FRIDAY HURRY UP AND COME! VOTE HIM OUT, HE'S A ****ING S***! HE'S A SMUG D***, LEAVE THIS HOUSE BECAUSE I ****ING THINK YOU'RE SMALLLL, SMUGGGG, AND S***!!!! I HATE YOU!"

And then Stuart sealing his fate (if it wasn't already) by smugly laughing at it all