[Matthew.]

BB: “3 housemates have expressed concern...”
Alex: “Ugh, of COURSE they did!”

Ik I shouldn’t laugh

[Matthew.]

not “Get Mario out!” on a non-eviction live show

Also his “Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls” shirt

[Matthew.]

They just showed a box of custard creams... I think ik what’s coming

[Matthew.]

Davina hates Alex

“No, you’re NOT a victim!” alright Davina calm down

[Matthew.]

Stuart told a girl that he was a producer on Big Brother to seduce her, but he can now saw he’s been a housemate!

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Week 1 - Stephanie evicted
1. Michael (-)
2. Mario (+6)
3. Rebecca (-1)
4. Kathreya (+1)
5. Stephanie (+4)
6. Lisa (-3)
7. Rachel (-3)
8. Rex (+4)
9. Darnell (-3)
10. Alexandra (-3)
11. Sylvia (+3)
12. Luke (+1)
13. Dale (-3)
14. Mohamed (-3)
15. Jennifer (-)
16. Dennis (-)

I still pretty much don’t dislike anyone, a great cast so far

Week 2 - Alexandra ejected
1. Luke (+11)
2. Michael (-1)
3. Rebecca (-)
4. Lisa (+2)
5. Mario (-3)
6. Mohamed (+8)
7. Rex (+1)
8. Alexandra (+2)
9. Kathreya (-5)
10. Rachel (-3)
11. Sylvia (-)
12. Darnell (-3)
13. Jennifer (+2)
14. Dale (-1)
15. Dennis (+1)

[Matthew.]

Dennis calling Mohamed a bully while I would argue it’s the other way round and Dennis is bullying Mohamed?

[Matthew.]

“Yesterday, Darnell walked in on Michael in the toilet, washing his genitalia with a cup.”

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

“Yesterday, Darnell walked in on Michael in the toilet, washing his genitalia with a cup.”

THE best Marcus Bentley narration

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

“Yesterday, Darnell walked in on Michael in the toilet, washing his genitalia with a cup.”

[Matthew.]

Dennis telling everyone he and Darnell got the jail for discussing the audition process and BB has Luke in the DR telling them that it’s bs

[Matthew.]

“And you rubbed pizza on it? Would you do that to Monet? No!”

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Week 2 - Alexandra ejected
1. Luke (+11)
2. Michael (-1)
3. Rebecca (-)
4. Lisa (+2)
5. Mario (-3)
6. Mohamed (+8)
7. Rex (+1)
8. Alexandra (+2)
9. Kathreya (-5)
10. Rachel (-3)
11. Sylvia (-)
12. Darnell (-3)
13. Jennifer (+2)
14. Dale (-1)
15. Dennis (+1)

Week 3 - Dennis ejected, Sylvia out
1. Michael (+1)
2. Lisa (+2)
3. Mohamed (+3)
4. Mario (+1)
5. Rex (+2)
6. Luke (-5)
7. Darnell (+5)
8. Rachel (+2)
9. Jennifer (+4)
10. Sylvia (+1)
11. Kathreya (-2)
12. Stuart (N/E)
13. Rebecca (-10)
14. Dale (-)
15. Dennis (-)

So some people are cancelled @Bex

And it turns out I forgot Stuart existed when I did last week’s ranking but he’s pretty irrelevant anyway so it’s understandable

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Day 31/32 Highlights (Jonny and Sophie nominated)
1. Alex
2. Adele
3. Tim
4. Sophie (+2)
5. Kate
6. Jade (-2)
7. PJ (+1)
8. Jonny (-1)

Day 33/34 Highlights
1. Alex (-)
2. Adele (-)
3. Sophie (+1)
4. Kate (+1)
5. Jade (+1)
6. Tim (-3)
7. Jonny (+1)
8. PJ (-1)

[*mazedsalv**]

Continuing my CBB1 rewatch as I will be doing all the CBBs, sorry it's taken a bit longer.

Day 5/6 Highlights (Anthea evicted, Lines to win open)

Weird to remember that the DR rang like a normal doorbell when someone pressed the button. That would have gotten annoying. Such a sombre series which is understandable... and they could bring in instruments.

The discussion on adultury around the table was interesting as Anthea spoke about how she cheated on Pete with Grant Bovey, and then Keith in another discussion mentioning Stephen Gatley's name, must remember this was 8 years before he died. So odd watching how everything was different back in 2001. This was a few months before 9/11 too. It's so odd how they did the HLs and evictions... the flow is just so confusing. They end the Day 6 Hls revealing Anthea goes, and the next Hls continues it and her exit...

1. Claire (+2)
2. Anthea (-) Evicted
3. Keith (+2)
4. Jack (-)

Literally all just neutral.

Day 7 Highlights

We always complained about no outside interference but the house in Bow was so close to the outside world that they could leave the house... and Jack even ran out to say hello to his wife! It was only from BB3 onwards where the no outside interaction thing really was a thing. Keith has been with his wife for ages, still is! 21 years! It had been just 3 years at this point.

Just saying... BB did the baby looking after task before Love Island..... by a decade and a half

1. Claire (-)
2. Keith (+1)
3. Jack (+1)

Day 8/CBB1 Finale

Ermm... a recap show and only a bit of the final?

1. Claire (-)
2. Keith (-)
3. Jack (-)

[*mazedsalv**]

CBB2 Launch

Yay, a live launch! And first time CBB in Elstree (after BB3), and Booooo, makes me sad to hear Davina mentioning 24/7 live feed. Them all being searched by the security before going in. Feels already like the BB we all know.

The crowd, the energy, the BB music and the house

1. Melinda
2. Anne
3. Mark
4. Goldie
5. Sue
6. Les

[RileyH]

Legend Goldie

[Matthew.]

I wonder if we’ll ever get to watch Darnell nominate

[Epic.]

Each of the housemates getting a psychotherapist appointment and the therapist telling Jade in private that she's treating Sophie badly. Even basic early Ch4 series have one or two outside interferences

[Epic.]

And HOW did Sophie get 85% to evict after a whole week where she was clearly being misunderstood and mistreated after being lovely to several people? And for that matter, HOW did she get 85% to evict over boring bollox JONNY of all people?

[Epic.]

*as Sophie walks down stairs*
Davina: Come on GORGEOUS! ... You're looking a bit FOXY *hugs Sophie*

[Epic.]

Jonny: I might kick off with Alex if he gets on the rich side and picks the same people again..... He just gets away with so much d'ya know what I mean? And he pulls the wool over everybody's eyes by saying "I've found I've out myself in this shit agaain! I dunno! I thought it was a group decision! "
Kate: *laughs*

Urgh Jonny is so grating. Tries to be the life of the party but is just miserable, tedious, whiny tit, and much more sly than he lets on, villifying Alex for not really any reason as well as imitating him to make Alex look bad. Such a poser of a housemate.

[Epic.]

Lol they each had to answer a question correctly and get 100% for the rich/poor divide to be removed, and Tim got his question right and was put in the rich side but then a few people ****ed it up and now he's stuck on the rich side all by himself for a week<33333. That's the karma you get for being an elitist prick to innocent people x

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Day 33/34 Highlights
1. Alex (-)
2. Adele (-)
3. Sophie (+1)
4. Kate (+1)
5. Jade (+1)
6. Tim (-3)
7. Jonny (+1)
8. PJ (-1)

Day 35/36/37 Highlights (Sophie Evicted)
1. Alex (-)
2. Adele (-)
3. Sophie (-)
4. Kate (-)
5. Jade (-)
6. Tim (-)
7. PJ (+1)
8. Jonny (-1)

[Matthew.]

Mario calling out Kathreya for her fake “happy happy house happy house” act