[LaLaLand]

Walking home from the pub drunk in Hurricane Doris’ aftermath left me with a broken foot, severely sprained ankle, fracture blisters and messed up tendons and ligaments for about a yeaR, genuinely couldn’t walk for about 4 months. It’ll never be 100% again, nasty injury done in such a lackluster way!

Also running full speed tripping as a toddler onto a big double wall plug socket, splitting my head open on it with so much force that it smashed to pieces and came off the wall. Ouch!