[Matthew.]

A long post but Corin taking on John James is my moment of the series so far

Corin: “I’m soooo glad I’ve hardly spoken to you in the house and it’s because I’ve always known that you’re just a dickhead! You’re just a dickhead! A dickhead! A DICKHEAD! DICKHEAD! DICKHEAD! DICKHEAD DICKHEAD DICKHEAD! Yeah! Dickhead! DICKHEAD! DICKHEAD! You seriously got in here because you’re a dickhead! That’s why you got in here! An angry little jumped up dickhead!”


John James: “Well I could’ve got in because I have bolt ons, what difference would it have made?”

Corin: “PARDON?”

John James: “I could’ve got in because I have bolt ons, what difference would it have made?”

Corin: “BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT WHAAAA?”

John James: “Because you’ve got bolt ons, what’s the difference?”

Corin: “BOLT ONS? I wouldn’t fly all the way from Australia, me, mate, for this show! Ha! More fool you! MORE FOOL YOU. MORE FOOL YOU. Oh aye, I had to only come an hour on t’train! Not from t’other side of t’world! And you’ve come in here to just be angry! My point is that you’re a DICKHEAD and I wanted to make it clear that I think you’re a DICKHEAD! Stay out of my way! DICKHEAD DICKHEAD...”


(in Diary Room)

“UGH! Oh I am absolutely fuming! I can’t stand him, I can’t take it any longer! I can not ****ing stand that little jumped up DICKHEAD. Like UGH, I am so angry, I’m shaking! I am so, oh, he is a like a fly round my head! Little, ABSOLUTE KNOB HEAD! Like he’s nothing, him, but a game player, I am telling you now. It might seem to you, like a little thing, taking the mick out of my voice, but I’m not having it, I’m not having people taking the mick out of me! I’ve had it all, I’m grown up now, and I’m not having him sit there go aM bUzZiN aM buZzIn ArE yA lOvIn It? because once you let someone walk all over you and they think they can, then they do it, believe me, I know and I’m not ****in having it, HE IS A DICKHEAD, ABSOLUTE DICK and I’m sorry I keep saying it but what can I call him then, I don’t know he’s just a... TWIG. A TWIG then I’ll call him, absolute twig like, UGH he is SO annoyin, the personality of him is like the personality of a ****IN... FLYIN... FISH... or summat...”


(31 minutes later...)

“...yeah I might not have my head stick in a book and know all the stuff about politics you know and rarely watch the news and **** like that but Im more of a people person and I always have been and I always think I can read people, I can tell what they’re all about and he’s about being ****ing fake, he can call my tits as fake as he wants but that is one fake ****er, and I’m sorry for swearing. WHAT A JUMPED UP LITTLE DICKHEAD HE IS! And he really is one, angry, ANGRY man! What an angry, ANGRY, ughhhhh, and yeah! Some people are opinionated in here yeah, and have an opinion and go OOON and OOON OOOON and OOOOON and OOOOOON and on about it! His arguments aren’t even opinions, they just go oooooon and ooooon and on!


And the housemates can hear her from the living room