[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Ant.

Is it worth me reading 10 pages of this?

Speculation on whether the baby had been born or not, it’s supposedly an absolute disgrace how they want a bit of privacy, apparently they announced the baby at Eugenie’s wedding, how disgraceful evil bitch* yadda yadda yadda, there was a discussion about calling the baby Diana if it was a hirl, the baby was born at 5:36 this morning, he’s a boy, and me and Armand hope he’s called Tyrone!

And that’s you up to speed

*tbh it wasn’t the nicest thing to do if true but I do think the reaction’s a bit OTT