[Matthew.]

“We could do a Big Brother sendoff and the person who’s nominated stabs everyone to death in their beds, me and Andy are left, so you won’t know whether it’s me or him. You’re (points at Darren) killed in the chicken patch, bitten to death, we can kill Craig in his bed, Nicky gets stabbed to death with knitting needles, Anna gets battered to death with her guitar, Mel gets battered to death with statistics... ”