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I mean, anecdotally, with my first me and my wife were both so drunk that on the same night we had tried to break into some poor old woman's house because we thought it was her Uni shared house but we were actually three doors down.

And with our second, we were trying out a position that was so bad that we've literally never done it again and it did in both of our backs for weeks, and we still laugh about it 7 years later.

I'm not sure it was our best effort either time .