[Liam-]

....IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR....

For ToySoldier because that lucky sod has me as a secret Santa and here are his gifts!

First up, a little birdy told me that you are a self proclaimed coffee conesseir and if I remember correctly, a little bit of a gadget freak? So what do I get the coffee loving gadget freak? The ultimate coffee gadget;

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An app controlled, heated coffee mug, perfect for if you’ve had a busy morning and let your mug go cold!

Secondly, as a person known for his passionate debates on all things from the moral, political and outright scandalous, to save you from having to spend your time smashing debates and destroying arguments, I’ve got you a great replacement!

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I’ve booked you into the rage cage for a weekly destressing session, an opportunity to relieve all of your worldly woes, tape a picture of Trump onto a microwave if you desire, the room is all yours!

For the giggles, you can burn it if you wish

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And finally, it’s not necessarily for you, but I couldn’t resist, when I see a doggo, I get it gifts

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For lovely little Rosie, to bring her all the glamour and pride every Scottish pupper needs on their winter walkies