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Originally Posted by Toy Soldier
Being able to say "I studied at Oxford" is a boost outside of the UK. Just literally the name drop.
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Someone I went to school with was boasting that he was going to study at Oxford, and we were all really impressed ... But it turned out to be Oxford Brookes

there's nothing wrong with that at all, but it was funny how he was trying to act like he was going to actual Oxford.
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Originally Posted by Livia
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