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Originally Posted by Mystic Mock

Tbf they're probably making sure that you don't throw sharp objects onto the pitch.

I had a hip flask full of Whiskey on me. I tucked It into the back of my sock. The guy actually touched it when he searched me, but he was too stupid to realise. That could have been a bomb I had. By rights, I should have shopped him to his boss, but then I'd have lost my Whiskey.