[jet]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

Lets haul all the Hen parties / stag does stripograms ,Joe Bloggs and strippers in front of the PC police, how dare they have some harmless fun ,they should all lose their day jobs and rebuked for being young , drunk and stupid.

Long faced party poopers. Bring it on, thats what I say lol

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Kizzy

If your average Joe did that there would be howls of indecent exposure, but it's a tory so no.

I'm no Tory supporter, but in the grand scheme of things this isn't really that offensive imo, it's not like he has tried to physically assault someone or harm someone in other physical ways.

And like Bitontheslide has said earlier in the thread, we have had a PM who has committed Necrophilia and Bestiality all within the same offence, yet his still not in Prison and got bizarrely elected twice.

Basically I'm giving this guy a pass, especially in comparison to the worst PM that this country has ever had in David Cameron.

[Livia]

Well, we have an uncorroborated anecdote that Cameron, drunkenly, put his dick into a dead pigs mouth. It's hardly necrophilia and bestiality.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Livia

Well, we have an uncorroborated anecdote that Cameron, drunkenly, put his dick into a dead pigs mouth. It's hardly necrophilia and bestiality.

That is technically Necrophilia and Bestiality.

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Mystic Mock

I'm no Tory supporter, but in the grand scheme of things this isn't really that offensive imo, it's not like he has tried to physically assault someone or harm someone in other physical ways.

And like Bitontheslide has said earlier in the thread, we have had a PM who has committed Necrophilia and Bestiality all within the same offence, yet his still not in Prison and got bizarrely elected twice.

Basically I'm giving this guy a pass, especially in comparison to the worst PM that this country has ever had in David Cameron.

Without any evidence of proof Mocky, just fodder some people like to jump on.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

Without any evidence of proof Mocky, just fodder some people like to jump on.

Has he even denied it though?

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Mystic Mock

That is technically Necrophilia and Bestiality.

There's nothing in the "uncorroborated anecdote" that there was anything sexual involved. And even if there was... you're still calling him a necrophiliac over an... again... uncorroborated anecdote.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Mystic Mock

Has he even denied it though?

He's never mentioned it. Ever.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Livia

There's nothing in the "uncorroborated anecdote" that there was anything sexual involved. And even if there was... you're still calling him a necrophiliac over an... again... uncorroborated anecdote.

Well I do take it back if he hasn't been proven to have committed the offence.

However if he has put his dick in a dead Pig's mouth then I would call him a Necrophiliac.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Mystic Mock

Well I do take it back if he hasn't been proven to have committed the offence.

However if he has put his dick in a dead Pig's mouth then I would call him a Necrophiliac.

I've stuck my hand up a turkey's arse. Guess that makes me one too.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Livia

I've stuck my hand up a turkey's arse. Guess that makes me one too.

Isn't that a cooking method for a Turkey though? It's not really the same as shoving your Penis or Vagina down a dead corpse imo.

That's away from if David Cameron is innocent or not, which obviously he is innocent as it stands as there's no evidence so I do take back my earlier statement about him being a Necrophiliac and Bestiality lover.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Mystic Mock

Isn't that a cooking method for a Turkey though? It's not really the same as shoving your Penis or Vagina down a dead corpse imo.

That's away from if David Cameron is innocent or not, which obviously he is innocent as it stands as there's no evidence so I do take back my earlier statement about him being a Necrophiliac and Bestiality lover.

I think you'll find Mock, that necrophilia and bestiality both involve some kind of sexual act. And as the story has never even been acknowledged, let alone backed up with info or first hand accounts, I'm going out on a limb and say that it was a bit less significant than you're trying to make it.

And was it a corpse? I remember reading that it was as a drunken dinner. I'm guessing it would not have been an entire pig, that the pig's head was cooked and that he would probably have had to take the apple out of the pig's mouth first.

So... about as sexual as stuffing a turkey.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Livia

I think you'll find Mock, that necrophilia and bestiality both involve some kind of sexual act. And as the story has never even been acknowledged, let alone backed up with info or first hand accounts, I'm going out on a limb and say that it was a bit less significant than you're trying to make it.

And was it a corpse? I remember reading that it was as a drunken dinner. I'm guessing it would not have been an entire pig, that the pig's head was cooked and that he would probably have had to take the apple out of the pig's mouth first.

So... about as sexual as stuffing a turkey.

I've already said that I take back my original statement about him so I'm not trying to make it sound like anything with all due respect.

If anyone was ever found out by The Police to have put their private parts inside an animal's mouth (dead or not) they'd be done on Bestiality in this country, that's not me making any kind of dig at David Cameron, that is just the law for everybody in the country to uphold.

Anyway I didn't mean to make this thread descend away from the original topic so I do apologise to the member that made this thread.