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Originally Posted by Toy Soldier
This is only the second-darkest theory I've heard about the tooth fairy.
When my daughter was about 5 she asked what the tooth fairy does with the teeth, and I said, "Well, what do YOU think?" ... ... and she decided that she eats them. The tooth fairy EATS the ****ing teeth. I can't deal with that, it still haunts me.
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Hah! No, she keeps them safe so people can't use black magic or voodoo on you
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Originally Posted by Livia
I own a petrol car and my boobs are big enough.
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Take this letter that I give you // Take it, sonny, hold it high // You won't understand a word that's in it // But you'll write it all again before you die