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Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

Popeye the sailor man
Lived in a caravan
He slept with his granny
and tickled her fanny
Popeye the sailor man

On the note of these;

Rosie and Jim,
Rosie and Jim,
Shaggin' along in a biscuit tin
Rosie goes "ooh"
Rosie goes "ahh"
Then out pops a baby called Cantona

Very much a product of the 90's and completely devoid of any sort of logic. I'm pretty sure Rosie and Jim were siblings, why would they be shagging in a biscuit tin, why did they immediately produce a child instantly, and why would they name their baby Cantona other than him A) being big news for 90's primary school kids and B) having a name that happens to rhyme with Rosie saying "Ahh".