[Tireur]

Originally Posted by GoldHeart

If Rooney was a bin man she would have left him years ago.

If he’d been a bin man, she wouldn’t have looked at him, but he isn’t and she’s got several million reasons to bite the bullet and get on with it.
I took some outrageous liberties when I was with my first wife, but I was young and dumb then, and thought that every girl I met was put on earth just for me.
It took my wife about five years to realise and kick me out, but I asked for it.
I’m married again now, and there’s no way on God’s green earth that I’d take a chance on screwing this one up, somehow I fell on my feet this time.