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Originally Posted by arista

So it'll be a rush to get beef.

If you want turkey, then my advice would be to buy one or two of Icelands frozen turkey joints. Then you can freeze it until Christmas and just in case the scare mongering is true, you'll have turkey for Christmas.

I've had one of their turkey joints and they're fairly good, you can get one that's wrapped in bacon.

Personaly, I'd have a good Christmas day if it was just spaghetti hoops on toast for dinner, as long as I can get pi55ed.