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Originally Posted by thesheriff443

Women believe they own half of your stuff and when you get a divorce you find out it’s true

To be fair this is just because (thanks to patriarchy) men tend to be the higher earners.

My wife's career is absolutely flying and she's likely to be fairly high-income well within the decade... ... ... if she ever decides to kick me to the kerb you can bet your arse I'm taking half of her stuff on the way out the door .