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			 The voice of reason 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			A tap that produced the alcohol of your choice 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	or An oven that provided the takeaway of your choice  
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			I mean that's not tough really is it. Unless the tap could also produce this; 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	![]() Then I have to be honest I'd have the tap. And probably die of a caffeine overdose within a couple of days.  | 
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			The oven that produces takeaways. It's like the replicators in Star Trek.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		Last edited by James; 06-05-2022 at 12:23 PM.  | 
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			The tap
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			The oven especially if you have a family, as providing the alcohol would cost alot less...thrifty
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Oven
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Tap.. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	I can cook.  | 
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			As a non drinker it’s a no brainier
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Last edited by thesheriff443; 06-05-2022 at 01:47 PM.  | 
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			Who remembers the fifth element and the chicken
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Red dwarf is my first memory of something like that.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Last edited by Beso; 06-05-2022 at 02:01 PM.  | 
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			Is this even a contest? Obviously the Takeaway option. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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			It's not so easy 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	Alcohol is 4x cost  | 
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			I'm just pouring myself a 007 bollinger, whilst I whip up some curry.. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			It's a no brainer really... Last edited by Beso; 06-05-2022 at 10:19 PM.  | 
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