[Pro Sniper]

The morons were seen slapping giant rashers of bacon on a frying pan as if they were on a jolly camping trip. RIDICULOUS. "Mighty Mike" was looking like an uncouth savage as he devoured what moronic Moyles seemed to think was HIS "invention"> food inside folded bread..aka sammich. The usual crap was thrown around after that fool got evicted. They're all "devo'd" to see him go..blah blah blah And they're also all pretending they "can't believe" they've made it this far". It's so damn unexpected. LIARS. They were so cock-sure of themselves this year they never even felt the need to even pretend like they were shocked when "it not you" was read to them. Scott's facials always read, "cheers A&D, I knew my little set-ups and FORCED "gags" would likely pay dividends". Warner's was always a nonchalant toocoolforschool look, nodding his head with an arrogance that suggested he KNEW it would never be him(the "lovable", "endearing" dummy who gets sent in a cup with nan&paps faces printed on) And "Mighty Mike" mostly STARED at them with a stupid grin on his face, a face that always read "come on boys, why are you even wasting time coming to me? ME?!? you honestly think I'd ever believe I was in danger of leaving over any of these plebs sitting beside me"???

Scott is back to being eligible for the latest trial and she's wasting no time in throwing her name in the ring O DESPERATE. The rest have said they're "in" as well. Walsh is less keen because he's almost certainly realized his act has just about taken him as far as it can..and so with little to no pay-off on offer, it'd be like working for free. Something we know the lazy slob is unlikely to appreciate given he enjoys sleeping on a paid job. cock has let it be known that he's "quite enthusiastic" for doing it, and with Walsh following this up by doing "the big thing" and stepping down, this has left Scott and Sergeant cock-blocker in a tricky spot. One of them surely has to follow.. and sure enough, Scott has "graciously" stood herself down to "allow" cock off the very leash they've all been gleefully strangling him with for many days and nights. "Mighty Mike" is visibly disgusted that they were backed into a corner and basically FORCED into this concession. Of course Scott seemed to believe she deserved a "good-o" over the fact her and her little posse relented on their stifling bahaviours. And let's be clear, they(at least SHE) only agreed to this because they were given a nudge by production over how it was coming across,, and that's why her production pals made sure to show her and Warner having a little chat in the aftermath of their "decision" about why it was "fair" the little cock was "allowed" another whirl.

The trial was designed in a way that made sure they would fall just shy of a fullhouse. This is to keep their #1 pet being the last person to bring back the lot. DESPERATE.

Walsh and Scott are "entertaining" themselves by "making a movie" If this type of crap isn't evidence enough they need to speed this end game up then I'll never know what is. The moment they hit 7 they they should do a QUAD eviction the following night..and then return the very next night to crown the winner.

Eviction time.. and it's begone weasel Walsh. The type of deadweight any tribe would eventually refuse to carry any further.

Cock is not hiding his DESPERATE desire to win..and is in fact making sure his vote number is on display,, this has naturally ruffled "Mighty Mike's" feathers, enough for him to rush to the BT and whine like a lil bitch about it. He states "Matt clearly wants to win" as if this desire isn't held firmly by himself, Scott and Warner. RIDICULOUS. The admittance on winning and wishing&hoping for personal glory should perhaps be something that's celebrated and encouraged in the UK, much like it is in the US. For the alternative is the sickening garbage we're seeing from Mighty Mike, Scott and Warner. The same garbage we've had to sit through year after year from so many nauseating winners in the past. Rotten con-artists who go about pretending they have no strong desire to win(when we can see it damn well burning in them) and certainly don't "expect" to win. LIARS. I've just seem them at it again here, just after Walsh left, Warner said "I've reached a point that I never thought I'd reach in a million years"..and the bullshiitting Scott has followed him straight in with "OMG, I know, I actually can't believe it" PATHETIC-PATHETIC.

The clowns are getting ready for the crappy "CYCLONE"..and the usual silly fuss is being made about what has to be the most OVERRATED event in history. They get bashed with enough balls and pressured water to KO them from their positions any time from beginning to middle..and then as the time is running out they ease everything off so as to allow them to settle on their spots and "win" another silly fullhouse. Where is the fun in competing in something that LETS YOU WIN??? After coming back from a silly handout, they're immediately given another one as they're told there's choc ices(most likely straight out of George's mini freezer) waiting for them to "find"..and they've even given them an added bonus by handing them the football results. But let's be real, does anyone honestly believe that a production pet like Scott wasn't already told the results? In fact, when they handed George's goody bag over to her she most likely pulled a mini tv out from there and WATCHED both England matches.

And here they go again, they're setting up another "game" for them so that they can "win" all the "deals on wheels" treats the losers missed out on. RIDICULOUS. Scott thinks she's so "cheesy". NO, not cheesy, just plain DESPERATE, luv. After they lined up their answers(answers that were so damn easy - a man from the street who hadn't seen 1 bit of the show could've correctly synced) they were all seen sitting with "fingers crossed" pretending they were "hoping" those little orange bulbs would light up in a perfect row. PATHETIC.

And to top off a silly day of giveaways galore, the're being allwed to wire in to FISH&CHIPS for dinner. RIDICULOUS. What happens tonight in the finale? Salt Bae choppered in to sizzle up tomahawk steaks for them?? It's no wonder they don't have to go hunting "celebs" down any more. The "celebs" agents are actually flooding them with requests to sign up..as they know their employer will struggle to land an easier gig.

Eviction time... BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "Mighty Mike's" nice big "friendly giant" persona couldn't even get him to finale night. A forgotten about 4th place BORING CLOWN is all his weeks of DESPERATE effort could gain him. Oulasted by a slimy cock. What made it even funnier was the fact that cock made sure his blocker couldn't get out of the embrace he went in for, he made sure to RUSH IN with his ARMS WIDE OPEN the moment Tindall stood up so that he had no option to refuse it..and it was during this unwanted hug that we seen "the realisation" on "Mighty Mike's" face..the sheer shock&horror of what just happened here..



the only thing that would've made this eviction sweeter would've been is if after their embrace, cock held him by the arms, looked him dead in the eyes and said: Mike, 'bitterness is a choice'..

Let's be clear, there is no possible 'good winner' here. A lesser of evils is all that can be achieved. From my POV some reasons to believe there's some value in cock being that lesser...

a) reward the only person I believe I've ever seen admit he's actually after the win.

b) to make Scott and Warner's blood boil when having to accept their bull didn't float long enough.

c) to show at least that such unlikely/huge underdog winners can actually happen. A jab at least against the tedious procession of Pattison, Toff, Redknapp etc..

Of course it's well understood that having this become a reality is as likely as Scott passing up the option of "witty" word play. So, get yourselves "strapped in" to witness yet another win that we've known about for weeks in advance..