[Holly Christmas]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Kevin the carrot woke up one day, all ginger and flakey. Still firmly stuck to Glenns face.
Santa wasn't happy, Santa had a letter for meghan, and Rudolph, with his funny looking nose was ready and waiting for it to be delivered.

So kevin gave himself a final thrust and wearily jumped off from Glenn's face to mount rudolph the droopy nosed twat, to go forth and deliver santas message to meghan.

this sounds rather pervy for a panto.