My drunken stories were all relatively tame and boring.
I guess we all did "dares" once and mine was to go to the nearby 24/7 supermarket and buy a huge cucumber, a bottle of lube, and a Justin Bieber dvd

I had to wear sunglasses and wasn't allowed to speak...
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