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Originally Posted by Soldier Boy
!!! BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING !!!
This news just in: "Wife doesn't go to football game with her husband"
Absolutely shocking turn of events, divorce is IMMINENT!
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It's up there with people reading too much into Harry looking bored out of his skull when he was dragged to a Beyonce concert.
It's like .... duh.
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Originally Posted by Livia
I own a petrol car and my boobs are big enough.
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Take this letter that I give you // Take it, sonny, hold it high // You won't understand a word that's in it // But you'll write it all again before you die