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Originally Posted by bitontheslide

Harry and Megan are more in line with celeb endorsements of charities. The royals are not so upfront as begging for money, and it's quite a bit different to call 05678900000 now and pledge all your available cash or be branded a heartless bastard

Smoke and mirrors. You could whittle a carrot into a tiny Statue of David... if you then chop it up and boil it, it's still a bloody carrot.