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Piss orf.
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With my life long friends ex wife whom I've known since seeing her breast feed her kids over 30 years ago.
All her fault for ordering passion fruit martini cocktails.
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Tongues?
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Piss orf.
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This Witch doesn't burn
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Naw.... cute
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'put a bit of lippy on and run a brush through your hair, we are alcoholics, not savages' Quote:
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Piss orf.
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I had an espresso martini.
I made her laugh when I asked her is it called that because its quick to make. Felt wierd kissing her with my imagined coffee breath Last edited by Parmy; 17-02-2024 at 11:00 PM. |
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Piss orf.
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The voice of reason
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" a bit like rylans first taste of Dan's cock."
Parm you really need to work on your chat up lines |
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SIGH
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![]() Hadn't thought of you in a long time But you keep sending me funny valentines And I know you think it comes off vicious But it's precious, adorable Like a toy chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse That's how much it hurts How many times has your boyfriend said "Why are we always talking 'bout her?" …………. |
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